Tripping on life
Life’s a trip, man. A trip you didn’t ask to go on, don’t know how long it’s going to last
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
We Can’t Get Herd Immunity – Sea Shanty
Oh, we’d be alright if we all got the vaccine Oh, we’d be alright if we all got the vaccine
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Are you coming in for your shift?
Just thinking about my high school job as a busboy at the Des Moines Golf and Country Club. My family
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America runs on Starbucks and conspiracy theories
That moment you lie exhausted from all the conspiracy theories clogging your social feeds.
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Jump for joy all the way to and from the bank
Remember that study that said happiness doesn’t change much after you make $75,000 a year. Well, a NEW study says
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I forgot to remember what it really means
Did you know being forgetful is a sign of high intelligence? It’s your brain’s way of making room for uh,
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That feeling of serenity
That feeling of serenity when you stop engaging with nutcases on Facebook.
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Sit still and swallow the pain
This church is El Santuario de Chimayó in Chimayó, New Mexico (1816). Sure, the pews look uncomfortable. That’s part of
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When she invites you over and this is the front hallway
That moment you know you’ll have problems when she invites you over and this is the front hallway.
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Peter Malnati works the angles at the 2021 Sony Open
After a blistering 62 that gave him a share of the lead in the first round of the Sony Open
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We are hurtling through space to uncertain doom
People are over on LinkedIn talking about they they never laid the “Santa fraud” on their kids because you should
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When you add the Second Epistle of John to your Linkedin profile
They say many people wrote or edited the Bible over the centuries. So did they put that on their resume?
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That’s Not Chuck Norris
You’re probably familiar with Chuck Norris memes touting his badasseryness. Things like: Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets.
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Big Catholic Family statistics theory
When you grow up in a Big Catholic Family, you learn statistics theory really quick. Your family might have an
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Grab that Bucket and Mop Out the Fish Locker!
Just thinking about using the restroom at Ralph’s grocery in Beverly Hills across from the old Chasen’s restaurant (now a
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