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December 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Loose Lid on Cookie Tin Blamed For Stale Christmas Cookies Delivered to Local Man’s Home

A local man received a tin of Christmas cookies and gingerbread men from his sister in Wyoming this week. Witnesses

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December 16, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Chilly reception

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Travel and Places
December 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

When you are in Vegas and…

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December 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Working ahead

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December 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Working for a living

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December 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Eyes on a diet

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December 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

When does the Ark get here?

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December 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Err, what did he say?

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December 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

I’m not scared. Are you scared?

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Celebrities
December 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Allied Van Lines Offers Free Moving Vans to Celebrities Who Want To Leave the US

Sometimes you just want to say the heck with it and get out of town — for good. Several celebrities

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December 14, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Like Toe But Joe

Big Co: And the first name? Me: JoeBig Co: Your first name? Me: JoeBig Co: Sorry? Me: Joe Big Co:

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Politics and Government
December 14, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Trump Names Cheech and Chong Federal Marijuana Co-Czars

President Trump has named Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong, who rose to fame in the 1970s as comedy duo Cheech

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Sports
December 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Joe Flacco Seeks Trade as NFL’s Top Backup Quarterback: “I Can Turn Your Team Into A Super Bowl Champion From the Bench!”

Baltimore Ravens coach John Harbaugh benched Super Bowl (2013) MVP quarterback Joe Flacco in favor of Lamar Jackson for this

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Sports
December 11, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Richard Sherman Calls Seahawks “Middle of the Road”

Former Seattle Seahawks star Richard Sherman, who now plays for the San Francisco 49ers, recently called his old squad a

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Sports
December 11, 2018 Joe Ditzel

The Browns Effect

My friend is going through menopause. She says it is confusing because one part of her body is cool to

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