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Food and Restaurants
November 2, 2018 Joe Ditzel

7 Restaurant Chains That Went Out of Business and Nobody Misses

7 Restaurant Chains That Went Out of Business and Nobody Misses Everyone has their favorite burger or pizza place. But

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Holidays
November 2, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Halloween Lawn Props Hit Candy Corn Too Hard – Cops Called

Halloween Lawn Props Hit Candy Corn Too Hard – Cops Called A group of lawn Halloween props decorating homes on

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Games
November 1, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Toy Prizes Inside Machine For 47 Years

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Movies
November 1, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Halloween 2018 – Movie Review

Halloween 2018 – Movie Review Halloween 2018 is a direct sequel to the original movie from 1978. If you remember

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Work and Careers
November 1, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Super Ginormous Corporation Continues to Use Same Training Videos From 1992

Super Ginormous Corporation, a leading company in several major industries, continues to use the same training videos they first deployed

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Arts
October 31, 2018 Joe Ditzel

It was only a matter of time for this guy

It was only a matter of time. Trump: The Musical.

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Travel and Places
October 31, 2018 Joe Ditzel

San Francisco BART Rider Arrested for Swinging Two Chainsaws Around

A San Francisco BART rider was arrested for brandishing two chainsaws on the BART commuter train. Wow, these circus jugglers

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Sports
October 31, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Cleveland Browns Fire Hue Jackson

The Cleveland Browns fired Hue Jackson after a loss to the Steelers. There are now more Browns ex-coaches than 247

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Money and Finance
October 31, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Avoiding the Landlord

Avoiding the landlord.

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Cars and Traffic
October 31, 2018 Joe Ditzel

When You Can’t Decide Whether to Take Your Own Car or…

When you can’t decide whether to take your own car or call for an Uber.

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Clothing and Style
October 30, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Hart, Schaffner and Marx Announce Partnership with Lululemon to Create Yoga Pants and Suits for Business

Athleisure, or active wear, has become the dominant mode of dress for Western cultures. Research shows many executives would wear

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Cars and Traffic
October 30, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Annoying Drivers: Ms. Fake-Turn-No-Stop

Ms. Fake-Turn-No-Stop stops as if to wait for you to exit a driveway so she can have more room to

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Health
October 30, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Local Man on Porch Reports Resting Heart Rate Remains Unchanged

A man rocking on his porch in a quiet area of the city reported today his resting heart rate remains

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Holidays
October 29, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Hallmark Channel Christmas Movies and Specials Schedule 2018

Mon, Oct 29 Jingle, Jingle Went the One Percent Tue, Oct 30 LA Dodgers Blame Game House Cleaning Christmas Wed,

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Sports
October 29, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Reasons the Los Angeles Dodgers Lost to the Boston Red Sox in the 2018 World Series

3 Reasons the Los Angeles Dodgers Lost to the Boston Red Sox in the 2018 World Series Painful. I admit

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