Brett Kavanaugh Opens Chain of Sports Bars
Beer lover and newly-appointed Supreme Court justice Brett Kavanaugh is wasting no time cashing in on his new found fame.
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Before Sears breaks down and crumbles, pick up these three items as fast as you can. Pressure Dog Washer How
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Be honest. You hate writing essays. Essays are a huge pain in the rear. You have to know a subject
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Virginia Cracks Down on Overage Trick-or-Treaters
Virginia ain’t playin’ anymore. If you are over the age of 12, forget about tying to score some free Reese’s
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NYC Finally Fixes Tragic Misspelling of the Verazzanno-Narrows Bridge
It was only one letter short. Due to a decades-old oversight, the New York‘s Verazzanno-Narrows Bridge was missing a “z.”
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3 Dying Professions You Should Make Sure You Never Talk To Your School Guidance Counselor About Ever, Ever, Ever
These careers and industries are marked for death. Don’t blame me if you go down this road. Iceland Beach Lifeguard
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A Star is Born – Movie Review
A Star is Born – Movie Review Is Hollywood out of ideas? Duh. This is the FOURTH remake of the
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Venom – Movie Review
Venom – Movie Review What’s with these billionaire investors like Dr. Carlton Drake in the movie “Venom,” conducting experiments they
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