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Sports
August 29, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Baseball leaders are in a panic because game attendance is down 3 million fans

             

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Movies
August 25, 2018 Joe Ditzel

The Meg Movie Review

The Meg — Movie Review The Meg is a science fiction film based on a 1997 book called “Meg: A

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Travel and Places
August 24, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Switzerland says their legal “sex drive-thrus” are a resounding success

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Movies
August 23, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Mission Impossible — Fallout Review

Let’s cut to it. You have to go see this film. I haven’t seen it yet, in fact I haven’t

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Sports
August 22, 2018 Joe Ditzel

This is the year for the Browns! Right? Right?

I told Dubious Dog this is the year for the Browns. Right, Dubious Dog?

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Home and Garden
August 22, 2018 Joe Ditzel

I can drive it to the kitchen for beers and nachos

A guy in England invented a motorized couch. Which you can see in the upcoming “Fast and Furious – Sofa

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Health
August 22, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Let me just knock out 10,000 of these

A 19-year-old in Virginia set a record of more than 10,000 pullups in 20 minutes. I pulled the tab on

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Relationships and Dating
August 21, 2018 Joe Ditzel

A lady scammed dozens of men into attending a “live Tinder date competition” in NYC

  Picture this. You are a young, single New York City fellow who meets an attractive woman named Natasha on

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Animals
August 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

La Jolla, California used giant speakers playing dogs barking to scare seals off the beaches

  Faced with hundreds of seals crowding out local residents on area beaches, La Jolla, California, city officials are using

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Animals
August 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

A herd of cows helped police run down a perp

                     

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Relationships and Dating
August 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Sex robots are so advanced they will soon be mistaken for real people

       

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Gig Economy
August 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Two teens in China cheated an Uber driver out of more than $1,000

Two teens in China cheated an Uber driver out of more than $1,000 after a cross-country jaunt.      

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Money and Finance
August 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

CEOs Make 317 Times What Average Workers Make

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Nightlife
August 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Chaos on the dance floor

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Food and Restaurants
August 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Are you really enjoying that huge ice cream?

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