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Business
August 14, 2015 Joe Ditzel

I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Preparation

  The speaker bounded to the stage to the applause of a packed conference room. “How’s everybody doing?” “What, you

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Sports
August 14, 2015 Joe Ditzel

5 Lies Bicyclists Tell Themselves

1. I love breathing in exhaust fumes. 2. I’m not terrified every time I ride. 3. I don’t think every

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Education
August 14, 2015 Joe Ditzel

5 Lies Ohio University Students Tell Themselves

1. I’m glad my school is in the middle of nowhere. I don’t need convenient access to a variety of goods and services.

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Sports
August 14, 2015 Joe Ditzel

5 Lies Ohio State Fans Tell Themselves

1. I don’t care if my son or daughter goes to Ohio State. 2. All of my glassware does not

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Travel and Places
August 14, 2015 Joe Ditzel

5 Lies Californians Tell Themselves

5 lies Californians tell themselves: 1. I don’t miss New York. 2. I love this traffic because it gives me

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Politics and Government
August 13, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Trump’s Team Seeks New Material For Improved Hairpiece

The tough campaign trail is exacting a toll on Donald Trump. The fabled Trump hairpiece is under stress. His team

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Politics and Government
August 13, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Rick Perry Campaign on Life Support

Recently the Rick Perry campaign revealed they could no longer pay campaign staffers.

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Comedy
August 13, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 of New York City’s First Comedy Clubs

Comedy clubs have been in New York long before the 1970s. Here are some of the clubs from New York’s

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Politics and Government
August 13, 2015 Joe Ditzel

After Clinton Email Fiasco Dems Might Turn To Biden

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Media
August 13, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Hyperlocal News Website Employs Town Crier

In a bid to stand out in the extremely competitive hyperlocal news industry, the Norfolk Neighbor site is employing town

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Family
August 13, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Local Youth Learns Lesson the Hard Way

This kid thinks he can do whatever he wants.   The Warning He gets a warning, but hey, he doesn’t

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Sports
August 13, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Animals Respond to Illegal Hunters and Poachers

Several animals around the world are taking action against the worldwide rise in illegal hunting and poaching.      

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Travel and Places
August 12, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Airlines To Start Weighing Passengers

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Relationships and Dating
August 12, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Tinder Disputes Vanity Fair Claim

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Relationships and Dating
August 12, 2015 Joe Ditzel

She Likes Her Space

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