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Health
February 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Is Phineas Gage the toughest guy who ever lived?

Crazy fact (warning: graphic imagery follows): In the 1840s, Phineas Gage was working on a railroad line when a mistimed

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Crime and Legal
February 20, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Playing golf in prison

Fun Fact: The only American prison with a golf course on property is the Louisiana State Penitentiary. Sorry, it is

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Sports
February 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Patrick Mahomes is the Clutch King

(Feb 19, 2024). There have been 125 drives in the NFL playoffs since 2001 where the offensive team is behind

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Space and Exploration
February 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The great cosmic junkyard

In the grand, silent expanse of the cosmos, amidst the twinkling stars and majestic planets, floats an achievement of human

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Retail and Shopping
February 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

I can see you are doing your best, bless your heart

Lady from the South at the grocery store: Sir, your cart is in the way, it’s all cattywompus. Me: Catty

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Odd News
February 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The flaming nostrils of Denmark: A beacon of human achievement

In a world teeming with unsolved mysteries, unachieved feats, and unlit rooms, one Danish man dared to ask the question

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Health
February 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

When you can’t stop thinking about all the things you have to do tomorrow and can’t sleep

When you can’t stop thinking about all the things you have to do tomorrow and can’t sleep. #nosleep #wideawake #nightmares

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Retail and Shopping
February 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Hey, lady, I just want some chicken noodle

Fun fact: The Appalachian mountains were formed 500 million years before fish existed. About the same amount of time it

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Cars and Traffic
February 16, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Introducing ‘The Retaliator’: the ultimate solution to combat blinding headlights with a reflective twist and heavy metal

New device cleverly redirects excessive headlight glare back to its source while blasting Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman,’ aiming to educate inconsiderate

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Celebrities
February 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Crown Themselves King and Queen of Kansas City

Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce and pop sensation Taylor Swift have decided to retire at the peak of

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Health
February 14, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Getting ready for the next pandemic

Getting ready for the next pandemic.

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School and Education
February 14, 2024 Joe Ditzel

My confession: I faked research results for my masters degree

Folks, with all the education scandals happening around the collegesphere, I thought it was a good time to admit I

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Holidays
February 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Calling all Jamies to Bourbon Street

02-13. Today is Mardi Gras and it is also National Jamie Day. In fact, everyone on this float is named

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Sports
February 12, 2024 Joe Ditzel

From Tokyo to touchdown: Taylor Swift’s high-flying halftime show

In a twist that could only happen in the high-flying world of celebrity drama, Taylor Swift’s Super Bowl appearance took

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Animals
February 10, 2024 Joe Ditzel

When the gang piles in the car but it refuses to start

When the gang piles in the car but it refuses to start. (Courtesy The Patricia Williams MacVeagh Collection).

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