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Movies
January 5, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The top science fiction movies of all time

“Rolling Stone” just released their list of the top science fiction movies of all time. The top ten are: 10.

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Tech and Science
January 4, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Google Maps caught me on the sidewalk in Los Angeles dancing to “Footloose”

Google Maps caught me on the sidewalk in Los Angeles dancing to “Footloose.”

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Comedy
January 4, 2024 Joe Ditzel

I wore this when the Ohio Players were hot

Katt Williams is out here claiming I stole his green velvet jacket look. Bro, I wore this jacket to Senior

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Money and Finance
January 4, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Never fall in love with your corporate overlords

I can accept Mint.com shutting down. I get it. Times change. Move on. I gritted my teeth when Chipotle and

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Celebrities
January 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

5 Biggest Celebrity Scandals 0f 2023

Here are five celebrity scandals of 2023 you may have missed. Lola Lotsadrama’s Virtual Concert Catastrophe Pop sensation Lola Lotsadrama

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Motorcycles
January 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Hippie on a Harley

Today I helped a hippie on a Harley jump start his dead bike at the gas station. It was 5am.

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Weather and Climate
January 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Man, it’s cold out here

Me: Man, it’s cold out here. Bystander: Well, technically, there is no such thing as cold. What you are experiencing

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Entertainment
January 1, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Ian Ziering attacked by animals on Hollywood Boulevard!

Ian Ziering, one of the stars of Beverly Hills 90210, fought off a vicious attack on Hollywood Boulevard yesterday. It

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Travel and Places
January 1, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Talk to a real New Yorker and live to tell the tale

In Sweden, to celebrate 250 years of free speech they came up with a project called “Ring a Random Swede.”

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Space and Exploration
December 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Last fun fact of the year

Final fun fact of the year: Over the years, six Apollo mission astronauts have left 96 bags of human waste

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Business
December 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The spectacular collapse of 2023’s biggest bankruptcies

2023 was a year of many things, but financial stability for the following companies was not one of them. Here’s

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Life
December 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

2023: A cynical look back

Ah, 2023, we will miss you. Or will we? Here are some highlights and lowlights for the last 12 months.

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Music
December 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Nobody can say shady but me

Eminem is looking for a protective order to keep from appearing for a deposition regarding a podcast from a couple

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Space and Exploration
December 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

BREAKING: Amazon announces first Martian delivery

Amazon announced new delivery service to Mars with the first delivery of spare parts to the NASA Mars Exploration Rover.

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Travel and Places
December 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The curious case of the Baton Rouge “Rougers”: A currency catastrophe

In the sweltering summer of 1849, Baton Rouge witnessed the birth of a peculiar currency, the “Rougers,” named rather unimaginatively

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