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December 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Baton Rouge Blunders: Top 5 Worst Last-Minute Christmas Gifts

As Christmas approaches, the festive spirit fills the air in Baton Rouge, along with the frantic energy of last-minute shopping.

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December 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Santa’s Bayou Beginning: A Louisiana Legend

Back in the 1800s, a whimsical tale was often whispered among the moss-draped oaks and along the meandering bayous of

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December 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Great Baton Rouge Christmas Mix-Up

On a particularly festive Christmas Eve in Baton Rouge, a series of comical, heartwarming mix-ups unfolded that would bring the

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Marriage and Weddings
December 23, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Divorce as a better idea than divestment

Divorce as a better idea than divestment

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Today is National Day Day
December 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Mom, can you make some date nut bread for St. Austin’s Bake Sale?

12-22. Today is National Date Nut Bread Day and National Forefather’s Day. My mom made a loaf of date nut

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Comedy
December 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Speedy Joe Martin to manage and emcee Crowd Work comedy club in Nagadoches

From Ranches to Punchlines, a Local Legend Takes the Helm at Nagadoches’ New Comedy Club (Nagadoches, Texas) – In the

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Comedy
December 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

CROWD WORK: Where comedy goes to die or maybe just annoy you

(LOS ANGELES – December 2023) In an age where the sacred art of stand-up comedy is being reduced to bite-sized,

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Sports
December 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Cleveland Browns fan holds “Hire Harambe!” sign

During the dismal Cleveland Browns 2016-2017 season in which the team went 1-15, desperate fans searched for ways to alleviate

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Today is National Day Day
December 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Secret vampires search the darkness

12-21 – Today is National Maine Day AND National Flashlight Day Known for its lobsters, lighthouses, and a coastline that’s

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Crime and Legal
December 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I did nothing wrong

If you are going to hype up a crowd to loot stores in Philadelphia, it’s probably against your interest to

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Cars and Traffic
December 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Just checking out the 1981 Plymouth Horizon

Not saying I’m old but we used to shop cars by first looking at sale ads in the newspaper. Just

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Communication
December 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The evolution of goodbye

Goodbyes are like the final chord in the symphony of a conversation – they can be sweet, abrupt, awkward, or

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Today is National Day Day
December 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Sangria sing-along: carolers can’t remember the words, but who cares?

(12-20) Today is National Sangria Day AND National Go Caroling Day. National Sangria Day and National Go Caroling Day falling

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Travel and Places
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Baton Rouge’s 5 most bizarre taco stands

1. The Time-Traveling Taco Tent This taco stand, managed by the eccentric Professor Pico De Gallo, offers a unique twist

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Sports
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

You beat Tiger Woods when you were hungover?

News reporter interviewing John Daly: You beat Tiger Woods when you were hungover? John Daly: No, I was still drunk.

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