Horse joins bike race in Portland and gallops to the lead
Portland, OR – In an unexpected turn of events during the annual Portland Countryside Bike Race, a horse named Thunderbolt
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Koala makes a break for freedom, falls asleep
CNN reported this koala named Mudwhomper made a jailbreak from the San Diego zoo recently. Fortunately, he lost interest in
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Baby lettuce kid celebrates spring in Japan
This toddler donned a unique lettuce-inspired outfit to help celebrate spring in Japan at the annual Osaka Festival of Springtime.
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Car model names for sale
My branding agency is discounting the following car or SVU model names for October. Let me know if any of
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Portland’s gas station psychics offer pumpside readings
In a city known for embracing the unconventional, a new business has emerged on the streets of Portland, offering a
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Portland’s High-Speed Dining Experience: Freeway Feasts on the Move
In a city renowned for its innovative culinary scene, a new concept has emerged, redefining the way Portlanders enjoy their
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Portland’s Festive Frontier: The Christmas Tree Company with a Rocket-Powered Farewell
In the heart of Portland, where innovation and eco-consciousness converge, a unique Christmas tree company known as “Celestial Firs” is
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Haunted Oil Derricks Off Portland’s Coast Promise a Frighteningly Fun Halloween
In a spine-chilling twist on Portland’s Halloween festivities, the city has transformed the abandoned oil derricks that once stood solemnly
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Rose City Rockets: A Skyward Revolution in Urban and Intercity Commutes
Portland’s Commuter Rockets Set to Connect the Rose City to Nearby Urban Centers Portland, OR – October 08, 2023 In
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In the early days of Portland town
In the early days of Portland town,Where the rivers meet and the pines surround,Pioneers arrived, stakes in hand,Dreaming of a
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Introducing Portland Oregon: A press release from 1851
FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION Date: August 15, 1851 Introducing Portland, Oregon: Where the Old West Meets Hipster Heaven PORTLAND, OREGON TERRITORY
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Corinne dumped me when she found out my cat’s name was C++ and my dog’s was Java
Corinne dumped me when she found out my cat’s name was C++ and my dog‘s was Java.
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Abandoned church in Portland transforms into hilarious haven
In a stunning transformation of spiritual sanctity into comedic hilarity, an abandoned church in the heart of Portland has played
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You are obsessing over a woman you dated 40 years ago
Therapist: “You are obsessing over a woman you dated 40 years ago. She has grandkids now.” Me: “Right, but what
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Trump allegedly shared nuclear secrets with golf buddies after leaving the White House
Sources report President Trump allegedly shared USA nuclear secrets with several golf buddies at his Mar-A-Lago club in Florida. But
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