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Music
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The trumpet trials: a tale of musical misadventure

Once upon a time, in a small town where cats roamed free and neighbors lived in harmonious boredom, I decided

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Home and Garden
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Flush with art: A mansion with 10 bathrooms in the style of great artists

Welcome to the world’s most pretentious yet amusing real estate offering: a mansion where each bathroom is a tongue-in-cheek tribute

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Space and Exploration
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Crystal clear image of Uranus from the James Webb Telescope. (Sorry.)

Space adventure. This is a crystal clear image of Uranus from the James Webb Telescope. (Sorry.)

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Music
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The 10 Gods of Emo

The 10 gods of emo. 1. Sorrowlyn, Goddess of Eternal Tears    – Domain: Unrequited love and melancholic poetry.   

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Music
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Every emo song

This is my song called, “Every Emo Song.” (Verse 1)  In my room, where the shadows loom,  Under the gloom

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Today is National Day Day
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Today is National Emo Day

Today (12/19) is National Emo Day. Which reminds me of something my father always said when I was a young

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Animals
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: New anti-aging drug for dogs expected to be available in two years

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: New anti-aging drug for dogs expected to be available in two years

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Food and Restaurants
December 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 fantastical noodle shapes that will change how you twirl your fork

Ladies and gentlemen, carb lovers, and pasta fanatics, brace yourselves. The world of pasta is undergoing a revolution, and it’s

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Animals
December 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Wild kangaroo captured after it escaped and knocked out a Canadian officer

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Wild kangaroo captured after it escaped and knocked out a Canadian officer.

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Retail and Shopping
December 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Stores give up on self-checkout?

News report: Stores are giving up on self-checkout lanes…finally. My grocery store: Enjoy speedier checkouts in one of our 10,000

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Travel and Places
December 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Down-home wisdom from a Baton Rouge area farmer

Beauregard “Bo” Thibodeaux is a farmer near Baton Rouge. We asked him for some advice or life tips. Here are

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Uncategorized
December 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Baton Rouge’s 5 most unconventional pet stores

Polly’s Pitch: “Why have a bird in a cage when you could have one in your aquarium?” – Polly Plunge

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Travel and Places
December 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Baton Rouge’s 5 most outlandish home entertainment stores

When you need home entertainment equipment in Baton Rouge, things get a little wild. The Vintage Visionary At The Vintage

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Travel and Places
December 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 colorful characters that make living in Omaha so special

If Omaha has anything, it is plenty of colorful characters. Meet five of the most bizarre. And lovable. Cletus “Cornstalk”

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Travel and Places
December 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Omaha’s 5 most bizarre zoos

Welcome to Omaha, where the zoos are as unique and quirky as the city itself. Forget your standard lion, tiger,

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