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Tech and Science
December 2, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Living in a college town near finals week

Me: Can you tell me about the new iPhone? Salesperson: Sure! Hey did you know that you can take two

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Horoscope and Zodiac Signs
December 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Zodiac Forecast: Horoscope of the day – Dec 01, 2023

Today is National Pie Day. Here is your Zodiac Forecast: Horoscope of the day – Dec 01, 2023. Aries (March

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Fashion and Style
December 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when you get carried away with the beard trend but suddenly remember you have a job interview next week

That feeling when you get carried away with the beard trend but suddenly remember you have a job interview next

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Travel and Places
December 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Revolutionary airliner powered by fat and sugar crosses the Atlantic

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Revolutionary airliner powered by fat and sugar crosses the Atlantic.

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Health
November 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when your “natural healing” hospital room will not be covered by your health insurance

That feeling when your “natural healing” hospital room will not be covered by your health insurance.

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Horoscope and Zodiac Signs
November 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Zodiac Forecast: Horoscope of the day – Nov 30, 2023

Today is National Personal Space Day. Here is your Zodiac Forecast: Horoscope of the day – Nov 30, 2023. Aries

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Horoscope and Zodiac Signs
November 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Zodiac Forecast: Horoscope of the day – Nov 29, 2023

Zodiac Forecast: Horoscope of the day – Nov 29, 2023 Aries (March 21 – April 19): Today, Aries, you will

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Holidays
November 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when your mother-in-law knits you a Christmas sweater

That feeling when your mother-in-law knits you a Christmas sweater.

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Entertainment
November 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Back to the Blockbuster: Amazon’s bold retro move

(SEATTLE – November 27, 2023) In a surprising turn of events that has both shocked and delighted movie enthusiasts around

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Travel and Places
November 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: A passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight opened the emergency door and climbed out on the wing

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: A passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight opened the emergency door and climbed

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Travel and Places
November 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Need a change? These towns are offering huge incentives to move there

If you are looking to find a peaceful, small town to live and get a big incentive to move there,

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Food and Restaurants
November 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 fantastic Cyber Monday gifts for waiters

It’s time to serve up the best Cyber Monday gifts perfect for waiters. 1. The Self-Spilling Tray Leading the parade

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Fashion and Style
November 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 most outrageous Cyber Monday gifts for barbers

Get ready as we present the best Cyber Monday gift ideas for barbers this year. These gifts are bound to

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Retail and Shopping
November 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 most absurdly nerdtastic Cyber Monday gift ideas

In the spirit of Cyber Monday, let’s dive into the top five gift ideas designed exclusively for the nerd herd

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Retail and Shopping
November 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 dumb Cyber Monday gift ideas for tennis players

In the spirit of giving, here five dumb gift ideas for tennis players for Cyber Monday. These gifts are so

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