Politics and Government

Russia floats vodka bottle-shaped spy balloon over US

A vodka bottle-shaped spy balloon was seen drifting over the United States mainland this week. It first appeared over Los Angeles and is drifting very slowly east. The Pentagon believes it is a Russian spy balloon gathering information on American beer-drinking habits and is timed to hover over the Super Bowl on Sunday, Feb 12 in Glendale, Arizona. The White House reported President Biden ordered the balloon to be shot down by a squadron of F-22 Raptor fighters once the balloon is safely over France.

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