Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Beauty School Graduate
“Can I get a haircut this afternoon?” I asked.
“Can you come back in half an hour?” the receptionist/cashier/gum chewer responded. “Varna can take you.”
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Is Chris Rock There?
What if your brand new cell phone had the old phone number of a celebrity? A few years ago a
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The Only Blues You Should Be Playing is B.B. King
You used to be able to shoot a round of golf in a few hours. Now a round of golf drags on longer than a weekend with your relatives. It takes all day to finish 18 holes. You play the first hole and then you wait. Finally, you tee off and then you wait. You go to your tee shot and wait until they are off the green. Slow play has never been worse.
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Watching TV with Mr. Television
For about a year and a half I ate lunch every Thursday at the Friars Club in Beverly Hills.
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Geek Love at Skybar
The epicenter of trendy LA is the Sky Bar. Every somebody and wannabe in town has traversed the wooden floors of this stylish outdoor bar at the Mondrian Hotel on the Sunset Strip.
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Partly Cloudy
I decided to go golfing. I looked out the window-it was overcast and gray. Better check the Yahoo weather page. The Yahoo weather page has weather outlooks, satellite views, radar scans, precipitation measurements, pollen counts, travel planners, everything- a weather junkie’s dream. "Partly cloudy", it said. "No rain today." I grabbed my clubs and headed for Griffith Park.
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