7 useful household hints from Donald Trump
- “Forget regular wallpaper. Gold leaf every wall. It’s the best. Everyone says so.”
- “I have the cleanest floors. I use Trump Tower brochures as mop pads. They’re very absorbent.”
- “Plant only the best trees. And make sure your neighbor pays for them.”
- “Got a bug problem? Just impose a tariff on them. They’ll be gone in no time.”
- “Forget alarm systems. Just build a wall around your house. And make sure it’s yuge!”
- “Every home needs a portrait of its owner. Preferably covering an entire wall.”
- “Red ties? They never need washing. They’re immune to dirt.”
