BREAKING: Trump Buys MySpace
Today Facebook handed down a two-year extension on President Trump’s ban. He wasted no time in his response, buying MySpace
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Politics and Government
Voter restriction enforcement AI robots installed throughout Georgia
Georgia lawmakers are taking voter restriction enforcement into the modern age with the installation of thousands of AI robots throughout
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Trump new lead singer in Kid Rock tribute band
Former President Donald Trump announced today he will be the lead singer in a new Kid Rock tribute band called
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BREAKING: Arizona to recount Maricopa County ballots. State opens permanent Vote Recount Center.
Arizona moved forward with plans to recount Maricopa county ballots. The state also revealed the beginning of construction of the
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That’s Not Chuck Norris
You’re probably familiar with Chuck Norris memes touting his badasseryness. Things like: Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets.
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Seattle sells old fire station, guy turns it into a house – city goes after him for not using it as a fire station
Seattle had an old fire station they weren’t using. “Let’s sell it!,” they thought. “Heck, we’ll tell potential buyers it
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Trump’s scorched earth voter fraud campaign goes to next level
Trump attorneys are now arguing Pennsylvania, Arizona, Georgia, Wisconsin, Michigan and Nevada are not official states. Lead counsel told Fox
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Russia demands de-certification of “Miracle on Ice” victory at 1980 Winter Olympics
Interesting: The Russian hockey team is demanding the International Olympic Committee decertify the US-Russian hockey match played on February 22,
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Trump Demands Names of 27 Republican Senators Who Accept Reality
The President has DEMANDED the names of 27 Republican senators who acknowledged Joe Biden is President-elect. Don’t worry. During my
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Armed protesters show up outside the home of Michigan’s Secretary of State
Armed protesters gathered outside the home of Michigan’s Secretary of State in a vain effort to get state lawmakers to
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Miami Heat Denies Lakers Win With Game 6 Protest of the 2020 NBA Championship
BREAKING: The Miami Heat released a statement today protesting the results of game 6 of the 2020 NBA finals won
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