Clearing out the front door of the grocery store
Clearing out the front door of the grocery store.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Retail and Shopping
I can see you are doing your best, bless your heart
Lady from the South at the grocery store: Sir, your cart is in the way, it’s all cattywompus. Me: Catty
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Hey, lady, I just want some chicken noodle
Fun fact: The Appalachian mountains were formed 500 million years before fish existed. About the same amount of time it
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What’s the use? The handles break off as soon as I put the bags in the car
What’s the use? The handles break off as soon as I put the grocery bags in the car.
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Stores give up on self-checkout?
News report: Stores are giving up on self-checkout lanes…finally. My grocery store: Enjoy speedier checkouts in one of our 10,000
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Dozens of major retailers went out of business in 2023
This was a tough year for retail. Many major retailers went out of business in 2023 including. Tuesday MorningZ GallerieShoe
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5 most absurdly nerdtastic Cyber Monday gift ideas
In the spirit of Cyber Monday, let’s dive into the top five gift ideas designed exclusively for the nerd herd
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5 dumb Cyber Monday gift ideas for tennis players
In the spirit of giving, here five dumb gift ideas for tennis players for Cyber Monday. These gifts are so
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5 most absurd Cyber Monday product ideas for taxi drivers
Fasten your seatbelts, because we’re about to take a ride through the most absurd Cyber Monday product ideas for taxi
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5 hilariously bad Cyber Monday gifts for a handyman
Brace yourselves for a toolbox of impractical Cyber Monday gift ideas for handymen. These gifts are so bizarre, they’re sure
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5 insane Cyber Monday gifts for cooks
Get ready to stir up some fun with these creatively outlandish Cyber Monday gift ideas for cooks. These gifts are
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5 most impractical Cyber Monday gifts for truckers
Buckle up for a wild ride as we dive into the most impractical Cyber Monday gift ideas for truckers. The
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5 fantastic Cyber Monday car accessory deals
1. The Self-Driving Steering Wheel This marvel promises to convert your car into a self-driving vehicle, simply by attaching it
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And in this corner
What’s with these news stories of Black Friday shoppers walking calmly into stores? I miss the hockey style brawls.
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5 most amazing Black Friday deals of 2023
1. The Ultimate Nothing Burger – 100% Off First on our list is the revolutionary “Ultimate Nothing Burger”. It’s so
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