Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Health – Book
- I think I might be overcompensating with my new truck
- Just bite down on this, pardner!
- I’m running five miles a day
- Aging is getting excited when your Fitbit shoots off little fireworks when you hit your 10,000 step goal
- Is Phineas Gage the toughest guy who ever lived?
- When you can’t stop thinking about all the things you have to do tomorrow and can’t sleep
- 10 effective ways to deal with loneliness
- Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman takes concealed carry gun into MRI scan — machine magnetizes gun and fires bullet into her right buttock
- 5 worst dental offices in Omaha
- That feeling when your “natural healing” hospital room will not be covered by your health insurance
- 5 worst hospitals in Omaha
- You’ve gained some weight, yes?
- Taking advantage of the nurse’s strike to commit major crimes
- 10 more signs you picked the wrong therapist
- Slimming winter jacket?
- 10 incredible medical breakthroughs that emerged in Nashville
- 10 ways to get sneak in some exercise during your day
- 10 signs you picked the wrong therapist
- Be careful getting naked after a sauna
- When you are out jogging and a dog chases you for blocks
- Sure, doc, but can you look at the hole in my head?
- Just got back from skiing with Gwyneth
- Hey, bro, are you feeling lightheaded?
- He doesn’t seem too happy about this
- That feeling when the hot water runs out in the middle of the shower
- Mom, I got cut!…I’m sorry, son. Cluck-cluuuuuckkkk!
- Haunted by memories, facing the future
- I feel tired already
- Go slowly on the MCT oil or hello “disaster pants”
- Dietus – the God of Diet and Nutrition
- Are you saying I’m accident prone?
- Brain scan of dozens of my thoughts during the golf swing
- Just don’t get locked in
- 3 worst foot massage places in Detroit
- Baldness cure using tree sap
- Just finished the 4,000th roll of toilet paper I hoarded in March of 2020
- Angstration
- HALT! Why are you being such a Crabby Karen?
- Breathing heavy one nostril at a time
- Yo, you need some blood plasma?
- No Coke. Pepsi.
- No one is taking your freedom
- Peegency! Peegency!
- 10 ways to relieve extreme stress
- Pfizer introduces Strawberry Frappucino-flavored Covid vaccine
- Not only that I’ve got a killer moooooo!
- I’ll be honest, I didn’t know what this headline means
- Sir, we are going to offer you this experimental vaccine
- Drive the new Chrysler Lubago
- We Can’t Get Herd Immunity – Sea Shanty
- Jump for joy all the way to and from the bank
- I forgot to remember what it really means
- Who to believe? Who to believe? Hmmm…..
- Which foot do I wash next?
- Now that we are producing billions of vaccines I have a request
- It’s your plantar, sir, yeah it’s all messed up
- While we are developing vaccines
- 10 Fast Excuses – Pandemic Edition
- The Tattoo That Will Help Aliens Find My Home
- Feeling Blue
- Can’t take this quarantine lockdown anymore! I’m DONE!
- 5 worst hospitals in Jacksonville
- 3 More Dangerous Signs of Heat Exhaustion
- 3 More Alarming Signs of Heat Exhaustion
- 3 Important Signs of Heat Exhaustion
- How to Eat Healthy and Unhealthy at the Same Time
- Photo Op: Texas Doctor Announces Breakthrough Treatment For Bad Country Line Dancing
- How to Do Squats – Mental Approach
- Baby Shark Doo-Doo-Doo…CLEAR!
- Peetinue – DITZIONARY
- 3 Ways to Keep a Positive Mental Attitude
- Life Expectancy Drops in America for Third Year in a Row – Experts Blame “Jersey Shore – Family Vacation”
- CDC Warns Against Eating Romain Lettuce After People Eating It Began Reciting Poetry
- Local Man on Porch Reports Resting Heart Rate Remains Unchanged
- Honest Amish Beard Oil Review
- 3 ways to speed up your morning shower
- 3 Sneaky Ways To Be a Fake Runner
- It’s Not a Beer Belly
- Let me just knock out 10,000 of these
- When you blow your diet…again
- Saved by the belly
- Gave up doughnuts
- Well, I’ve Done It, Too, Um
- The New Crossfit
- The Hot and Cold of It
- 3 Ways to Increase Your Life By 10 Years or More
- 3 Ways to Fix Lower Back Pain
- What is 4017 Divided By 29? Oh, I’m Going To Be Late!
- “Healthy” Things You Are Doing That Are Ruining Your Health
- 3 Ways to Wake Up When You Really, Really Need To
- Holidays Are Over
- This is the Year I Lose Weight and Other Fantasies
- Not Worried At All
- 3 Things You Are Doing That Make Your Hair Stylist Go Insane
- 3 Alarm Clocks for Heavy Sleepers
- This 7-Minute Workout Is All You Need for Peak Performance
- Life Expectancy Calculator
- When Can You Come In For A Follow Up?
- UFC Gym’s Octagon Front Desk
- UFC Gym Free Tattoos
- “Hey, can I borrow your phone?”
- Crazy People at the Gym: Mr. and Mrs. Super-Fit-Excess-Sweaters
- Crazy People at the Gym: Mr. My-Headphones-Are-Bigger-Than-My-Head
- Cougheezecough
- Too Much Coffee Affects Your Eyes
- Rest and Drink Plenty of Fluids
- How to Lift Heavy Dumbbells Properly
- How to Kickstart Your Day When Feeling Depressed
- How to Fall Asleep Fast
- Vibrating at a Higher Level
- Run Walk Run
- How To Catch A Liar
- Forget Dad Bod
- Fitbit Data Saves Man’s Life
- Cold Medicine Safecracker
- Celebrating the Active Lifestyle
- Doctor Leaves Towel in Patient During Surgery
- 7 Habits Of Super Fit People
- 5 Things You Should Never Say To A Vegan
- The Most Persistent Smoker in the World
- Secret Yoga Poses to Blow the Minds Of those Yoga Snobs at the Gym
- What? People Are Making Their Own Homemade Braces?
- You Are Sitting Wrong And It Is Killing You
- Larry Was Such a Sweet Guy
- Ever Think Back and Wonder What Happened to Your Life?
- It’s Not Just The Snoring
- Sally Tries To Focus During Yoga Class
- Area Man ODs on Ice Cream
- 5 Things Guys Should Stop Wearing To The Gym
- You Know You Are Eating Too Much When Clouds Look Like Cinnamon Buns
- Woah! OK, I’m Fine — No I’m Not!
- 7 Signs You Are Exercising Too Much
- “Poison Control, How Can I Help You?”
- Salads Lose Weight By Eating Salad
- Dadbods and Democrat Sex
- I Died While Carrying Groceries
- I’m Just Getting A Few Things
- What Top Pro Basketball Players Eat Before Big Games
- 4 Amazing Objects Swallowed By Humans
- Barber Wisdom: Passing On Second Down – Super Bowl XLIX 2015
- Overeating on Super Bowl Sunday
- Lab Studies Local Man’s Guest Towels
- 3 Unusual Ways To Lose Weight In 2015
- Am I Going To Die?
- Dr. Oz and the Smelly Belly Button
- Soft Bristle Toothbrush
- Elite Fat Cell Fighting Force
- Crazy People At The Gym: Walk-Around-Drinking-Water-Like-I’m-Really-Sweating-But-I’m-Not-Doing-Anything Guy
- How To Remove Skin and Lose Weight at the Same Time
- Letting Go
- Grandpa’s Garden
- 13 Week Medical School
- Mental
- I’m Jumping Rope Every Day
- Chop Chop
- Suffer
- Carrot Diet Grows in Popularity
- All Jacked Up