Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Relationships – Book
- Gabrielle dumped me after I showed up at our favorite cafe in skinny jeans and a fanny pack
- When the ghosts of failed relationships return
- Pump the brakes, Chad!
- When she claims lunch with her personal trainer was just to discuss her “nutrition program.”
- When an ex keeps coming back
- When you are new at relationships
- The life expectancy of ancient Egyptians
- Mariana waved goodbye when she noticed my hair was dropping out quicker than a narcoleptic at a lullaby concert
- My ex is like an albatross
- You are obsessing over a woman you dated 40 years ago
- Love is in the air. Film at 11.
- The heart-shaped island of love and death
- She knows what she wants
- This is the point most relationships start to go wrong
- Simone broke up with me when I told her the only swimming I can do is the dog paddle
- Her brain activity trying to figure out what I’m thinking
- And I get three daily chauffeured trips for pup cups
- Amelia dumped me when she found out I used to sing “Rhinestone Cowboy” every night in the New York subway
- Meara dumped me after I bought her a sleeve of 3 golf balls for our 1-year anniversary
- Meteorologist is the first woman to send official storm warning at elite weather center
- 10 women who dumped me on Valentine’s day
- She dumped me when she found out what I did with toilet paper
- She broke up with me when she realized she was only on the rebound from a rich guy
- She ghosted me on our first date at a haunted house
- She left me because I forgot to put the lid back on the Miracle Whip
- 5 women who dumped me like a TV network kicking a failing sitcom off the schedule
- She spun it around on him
- Did they clear this with the Vatican?
- Lucy prevented tragedy by gaining possession of the weapon
- My best friend stole my girl
- Sometimes you have to trust your gut
- 10 Lies Women Tell Guys For Fun and Profit
- I’ve never met anyone named Flannery
- Let’s talk after this field goal
- She’s still steaming eight days after
- It’s not a betrayal, bro
- She’s still steaming five days after she found out
- We have to stop praising men
- My love language is long walks on the beach
- Sex Three Times Before Noon
- My therapist says we should do something every day
- Just think, Feldman. We lasted one year longer.
- I’m going to go look at book shelves
- Photo Op: Wife Sneaks Away for 5-Day Cruise While Husband Uses Bathroom at Port Terminal
- Sex robots are so advanced they will soon be mistaken for real people
- Happy wife happy life
- Every Healthy Relationship Needs These 3 Things
- 3 Simple Romantic Things You Can Do for Your Partner
- Catfished On Tinder
- 3 Things Girls Notice In Guys Right Away
- When the Passion Takes Over
- Ohio University Valentine
- Name a Cockroach After Your Lover for Valentine’s Day
- 5 Things You Should Never Do After Sex
- Local Man Spends Lunch Hour Every Day Visiting Site of Junior High Romance
- 7 Signs Your Relationship is on Life Support
- 7 Fights Couples Have Every September
- 7 Things To Avoid Before Sex
- How to Get Naked With Someone New
- Married Couple Forget Their Elementary Schools
- Should Have Deleted The Account
- Did Charles Introduce Her to You?
- We Don’t Know How Lucky We Are in Life
- Tinder Disputes Vanity Fair Claim
- She Likes Her Space
- Soon We Will Be Able To Marry Robots
- 5 Completely Unforgivable Reasons to Cheat
- Top Female Athletes Who Have No Interest In Me
- How Come This Hot Nurse Won’t Go Out With Him?
- Female Celebrities I Have Not Been Romantically Involved With
- Where Did You Break Up With Your Last Relationship in Houston?
- How To Tell If Someone Is Cheating On You
- She’ll Be Right Down! Waiting For Her On Date Night
- Where Were You in the House When You Decided To Get a Divorce?
- The Loneliest Rover
- Boston Marathon Kiss
- Scientists Have Figured Out What Makes Women Attractive
- What Did You Ever See in Me?
- Paranoid Girlfriend
- 7 Ways Dating Is Different In Ohio Than Anywhere Else
- 9 Very Average Valentine’s Day Verses You Can Use If You Have Nothing Else
- Fake Women On Dating Sites
- 7 Signs Your Girlfriend Has Already Moved On
- Romantic Valentine Verses for Your Love on Valentine’s Day 2015
- How To Date A Supermodel From Paris
- Spin the Pen
- Rose Colored Glasses
- Dawned
- We Need To Talk
- Free Refill
- Geek Love at Skybar