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Health
November 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

CDC Warns Against Eating Romain Lettuce After People Eating It Began Reciting Poetry

The Center for Disease Control issued a strong warning against eating Romain lettuce after it was linked to reports of

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Crime and Legal
November 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Arizona police arrested an 82-year-old bank robber

Arizona police arrested an 82-year-old bank robber. He said he needed money to get home to California to rob banks

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Writing
November 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

What Successful Writers Do That Other Ones Don’t Have the Guts to Do

Being a writer isn’t easy. The successful ones go the extra mile that other writers are too soft to even

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Food and Restaurants
November 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

I missed you and don’t leave me anymore

Bread is back. I missed you. Welcome home.

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Sports
November 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

The Saints handed the Eagles the worst loss by a defending Super Bowl champion in NFL history

The Saints handed the Eagles the worst loss by a defending Super Bowl champion in NFL history.

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Sports
November 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

When you are in church but…

When you are in church thinking about your golf swing.

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Food and Restaurants
November 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Georgia McDonald’s Worker Arrested For Pushing Hot, Crispy Bacon in Mangager’s Face

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Travel and Places
November 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

An American Airlines flight attendant is suing the airline

An American Airlines flight attendant is suing the airline.

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Crime and Legal
November 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

A Jailbird Was Arrested in An IHOP After Getting Help Escaping From His Mom

A Jailbird Was Arrested in An IHOP After Getting Help Escaping From His Mom.

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Cars and Traffic
November 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Well, the nerve of some people

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Sports
November 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Fartgate Puts Stink on Dart Championship

At the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton, Dutch darts pro Wesley Harms called foul odor after he was defeated

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Tech and Science
November 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Study Says Forgetfulness May be Sign of High Intelligence

“Ever walked into a room and said, ‘Hey, what the heck? I don’t ever remember why I walked my sorry

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Animals
November 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Why You Should Pay $300 to Cuddle Cows

Some people think farmers are simple country folk who barely got out of high school. The reality is they are

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Toys and Games
November 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Slide and Solve 3D Sphere – Product Review

The Slide and Solve 3D Sphere is an amazing puzzle game for all ages. It immediately reminds you of a

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

5 Small Towns That Will Pay You to Move There

Tired of the rat race in the big city? These five small towns need people and want you to become

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