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Sports
November 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

How To Distract Your Boss on the Golf Course to Save Your Job

Playing golf with your boss can be a nerve racking experience. If you let her win, you’ll never hear the

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Food and Restaurants
November 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

OK, But Who Is Next?

I walked into the sandwich shop as two people walked out, leaving it empty except for me. There was no

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Music
November 16, 2018 Joe Ditzel

What do you mean Bruce Springsteen is a fraud?

In the early part of his Broadway show, Springsteen lays it out. He says he never had a blue collar

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Communication
November 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

5 Ways to Be a Better Listener

You’ll do better with people and grow as a person if you can improve your listening skills. Consider trying these

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Holidays
November 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: I’m Just Like My Big Brother But, You Know, Smaller

  Mini Zamboni machine at LA Live holiday skating rink. Downtown LA.

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Cars and Traffic
November 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

5 Possible Reasons Your Check Engine Light Is On

Dang it. The check engine light is on. What does it mean? Don’t worry. Check out these five possible reasons:

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Uncategorized
November 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Well what do we call it then, Reginald?

Fun fact – there wasn’t a word for the color orange until 200 years after oranges arrived in Europe.

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Sports
November 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Amazon Teams Up With New York Giants To Help Deliver Touchdowns

The struggling New York Giants football team wasted no time taking advantage of Amazon naming New York City as of

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Tech and Science
November 13, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Amazon Announces New Headquarters and Casino in Town of Amazon Prime, Nevada

Amazon has finally announced the site of their new “secondary” headquarters, a combination headquarters, distribution center and casino in a

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Food and Restaurants
November 13, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Nevada Town Cook Ups 6000-Pound Taco

To celebrate the upcoming one-year anniversary of the legalization of recreational marijuana in Nevada, one town cooked up a 6,000

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Sports
November 13, 2018 Joe Ditzel

International Association to Reduce Hockey Violence Endorses Marijuana Legalization

The International Association to Reduce Hockey Violence released a position statement today advocating for federal marijuana legalization. Dedicated to reducing

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Tech and Science
November 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Apple Computer Stocks Soar on New Plan to Sell Real Apples

The world’s most profitable company, Apple Computer, lined its coffers even more today with the announcement they will be selling

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Sports
November 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

New PGA President Suzy Whaley Orders Golf Holes Widened to Six and a Half Feet

New PGA President Suzy Whaley wasted no time in making changes to professional golf. As soon as she was declared

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Politics and Government
November 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Trump To Use WWE Wrestlers to Maintain Order at White House Press Conferences

With increasing tensions at White House press conferences, including a contentious interaction between President Trump and CNN’s Jim Acosta that

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Sports
November 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Tampa Bay Proposes Mixed-Use Stadium Combining Football, Baseball and Catholic Mass

City officials in Tampa Bay, Florida today proposed a new sports complex for football, baseball, special events and Catholic masses.

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