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Sports
November 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

UFC Announces President Trump to Battle Jim Acosta in the Octagon

Ultimate Fighting Championship owner Dana White announced a historic fight between President Trump and CNN’s Jim Acosta. The match will

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Gig Economy
November 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Uber Offers Shriner Mini-Car Service

In their quest to offer more options for consumers, Uber announced today they will begin offering Shriner Mini-Car service next

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Crime and Legal
November 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Police arrested a Florida man for DUI after he mistook a bank drive-thru for Taco Bell

Police arrested a Florida man for DUI after he mistook a bank drive-thru for Taco Bell.

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Animals
November 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Missing dog in Pennsylvania shows up almost 10 years later

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Tech and Science
November 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Elon Musk and SpaceX Announce New Interplanetary Pogo Stick Service

Building on recent successes, Elon Musk and SpaceX announced a new interplanetary pogo stick service. Designed to make travel between

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Cars and Traffic
November 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: He was treated for handlebar fringe face lashes and released

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Politics and Government
November 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

I feel like a new person now that it is Nov 7th

I feel like a new person now that it is Nov 7th.

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November 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

This lady loves Taco Bell so much…

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November 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Cooking tip: put your avocados in old socks

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November 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

This, my son, is my most valued possession

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November 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

I’m just going to lie right here for a minute… Zzzzz

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November 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Mama, a deer just ran through ladies wear

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Cars and Traffic
November 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Swimming To Work Ain’t Easy, Kid

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Politics and Government
November 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Dead man politics

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Travel and Places
November 7, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Delta Airlines Apologized to a Man Who Said He Sat in Dog Poop

Delta Airlines apologized to a man who said he sat in dog poop. He said their response stinks.

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