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Cars and Traffic
November 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 things not to say to the people in line at the DMV

“Hey buddy, getting a little close to me with that boat registration, don’t you think?” “I’ve seen shorter lines outside

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Cars and Traffic
November 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

5 things to ask at the DMV

1. “Listen, this is cool and all, but can I use my own photographer?” 2. “Two forms of ID? Are

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Cars and Traffic
November 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Things to do in line at the DMV

1.Stretch legs while saying loudly, “Yeah, that’s it!” 2.Read one chapter from the Magna Carta, then one chapter from the

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Tech and Science
November 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

CAJISO Digital Wrist Watch Made of Paper – Product Review

With the CAJISO Casual Watch you’ll never search again search for a scrap of paper to jot down a note.

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Sports
November 25, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Cleveland Browns Name 16 New Head Coaches–One for Each Game in 2019

The Cleveland Browns are using a unique strategy in 2019, naming a new coach for each game. Depending on the

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Sports
November 25, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Ohio State football team to field marching band on defense against Michigan from now on

  Urban Meyer, coach of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team, announced today that he would be fielding the Ohio

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Relationships and Dating
November 25, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Wife Sneaks Away for 5-Day Cruise While Husband Uses Bathroom at Port Terminal

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Retail and Shopping
November 23, 2018 Joe Ditzel

7 of the Best Black Friday Deals 2018

Can’t keep track of all the cool Black Friday offers? Fear not, I have collected seven of the best Black

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SportsTravel and Places
November 23, 2018 Joe Ditzel

7 Things Le’Veon Bell Can Do in Pittsburgh While He is Not Playing

He said he’d be back either in Week seven or eight of the 2018 NFL calendar, but running back Le’Veon

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Sports
November 22, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways the Redskins Can Beat the Cowboys on Thanksgiving Day 2018

There is one sure-fire way the Redskins can distract the Cowboys on Thanksgiving day this year to secure a victory:

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Holidays
November 22, 2018 Joe Ditzel

7 Things to be Thankful for This Thanksgiving

Life comes at you fast. Sometimes it is hard to take stock of all the great things to be thankful

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Holidays
November 22, 2018 Joe Ditzel

This year Sophie made Dad’s favorite Thanksgiving pie

This year Sophie made Dad’s favorite Thanksgiving pie.

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Holidays
November 22, 2018 Joe Ditzel

YourWelcome Holiday Gains Ground in 37 States

For years, Thanksgiving, Christmas and Hanukkah have enjoyed a high profile among the most popular holidays. People travel for miles

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Holidays
November 21, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Jimmy couldn’t wait to take the Thanksgiving pumpkin home

Jimmy couldn’t wait to take the Thanksgiving pumpkin home.

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Tech and Science
November 21, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: NASA’s next-generation Mars rovers ready for surface exploration

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