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Gig Economy
December 2, 2018 Joe Ditzel

14 Things Uber and Lyft Drivers Wish You Would Stop Doing

14 Things Uber and Lyft Drivers Wish You Would Stop Doing Where are your manners? You are a guest in

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Family
December 1, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Kid sits too close to TV so she doesn’t miss one minute of Powerpuff Girls

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Movies
December 1, 2018 Joe Ditzel

The Mule – Movie Review

The Mule – Movie Review “The Mule” is an animated Disney film featuring the voices of Clint Eastwood as The

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Fashion and Style
December 1, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Trump University Comes Back to Life As Trump Hairdressing Academy

Trump University has returned with some modifications to its original roster of classes. With a refocus on cosmetology, the former

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TV
December 1, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Life Expectancy Drops in America for Third Year in a Row – Experts Blame “Jersey Shore – Family Vacation”

For the third year in a row, life expectancy has dropped in the United States. Among a host of reasons,

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Movies
November 30, 2018 Joe Ditzel

The Old Man and the Gun – Movie Review

The Old Man and the Gun – Movie Review “The Old Man and The Gun” tells the story of retired

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Weather and Climate
November 30, 2018 Joe Ditzel

San Diego Resident Searches 7 Weeks in Attic and Basement for Stored Winter Jacket for Holiday Trip To Relatives in Chicago

San Diego resident Martha Puffycoat searched in her attic and basement for many weeks trying to find her winter jacket

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Sports
November 29, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Proposal to Move the 49ers to Des Moines, Iowa Rejected by Team Owners

A proposal to move the 49ers from San Francisco to Des Moines was rejected by team owners. “We have no

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Cars and Traffic
November 28, 2018 Joe Ditzel

5 Driving Principles You Should Know Before You Get Behind The Wheel

Based on what I observe every day, here are five common driving principles. 1. You are always right. 2. If

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Food and Restaurants
November 28, 2018 Joe Ditzel

The Secret Story Behind 3 Famous Fast Food Chain Names

Five Guys? Jack in the Box? What is the real story behind fast food chain restaurant names? Here are three.

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Uncategorized
November 28, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Electric Scooter Rider Drowns After Attempting Ride Over Water to Catalina Island

An electric scooter rider in Santa Monica, CA, attempted to ride his scooter across the top of the ocean separating

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TV
November 28, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Stephen A Smith and Will Cain Get Into Screaming Match Over Best Cookie

On a recent episode of “First Take” on ESPN, Will Cain and Stephen A. Smith started yelling at each other

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Retail and Shopping
November 27, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Government Agents Lob Tear Gas At Wild Shopping Crowds

During the recent Black Friday shopping rush, crowds stormed store entrances around the country. Government officials armed with tanks and

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Cars and Traffic
November 27, 2018 Joe Ditzel

So what are you going to do about it, punk?

Waiting in the DMV line on 37th street today, I noticed two guys facing off for a fight, something I

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Cars and Traffic
November 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to keep from going crazy in the line at the DMV

1. Call your mom and say you are sorry for 2005 through 2009. 2. Wonder why you have an app

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