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September 22, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Ten Indie Rock Songs That Should Never Have Been Recorded

I love indie rock. But these songs should never have been recorded. 1.”Lost on the Highway to Your Aorta” by

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Travel and Places
September 21, 2018 Joe Ditzel

7 People to Avoid at the Train Station

Avoid these seven people at the train station. 1.The guy dressed up like Wile E. Coyote. 2.The woman covered in

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Movies
September 21, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Skate Kitchen – Movie Review

Skate Kitchen Movie Review “Skate Kitchen” stars Kabrina Adams, Emmanel Barco and an bunch of other people in a New

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Crime and Legal
September 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Man Busted for Strolling Past Old Faithful Geyser in Yellowstone

A man was recently ticketed for walking past the steaming hot Old Faithful geyser in Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming.

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Travel and Places
September 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Las Vegas Opens Pot Museum Featuring A Bong Taller Than A Giraffe

Las Vegas recently opened a new pot museum called Cannabition, an attempt to draw non-gambling millennials and pot enthusiasts alike.

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Cars and Traffic
September 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

10 Crazy Ways To Wash Your Car Faster and Better

Time. You never have enough of it. That’s not to say that you don’t waste it, anyway, binge-watching Nextflix while

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Cars and Traffic
September 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Gunfight at the Car Wash Corral

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! I kept firing as he came at me. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! He bobbed and weaved,

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Cars and Traffic
September 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Is this guy insane? He’s camped out for the new iPhone days in advance.

A fellow in Houston REALLY wants the new iPhone. He’s camped out days in advance outside an Apple store in

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Work and Careers
September 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

5 Tips for A Clean Desk in Your Home Office

How do you expect to get any work done with that pigsty you call a desk? Here are five tips

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Tech and Science
September 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Can you get back in your spaceship and get the heck out of here?

Recently scientists reported getting weak signals from an unknown source in space. What if aliens finally make contact with us

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Cars and Traffic
September 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Survey Says Americans Are Driving Longer than Ever to Get to Jobs They Hate

A recent survey revealed American’s commutes are longer than ever, up to an average of 26.9 minutes. A Los Angeles

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Podcast
September 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems Podcast 09-17-18

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Music
September 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Why are you pronouncing Ariana Grande’s name wrong?

My world is turned upside down! How did I not know Ariana Grande pronounces her last name “Grandee” and Christine

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Family
September 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Little girl experiences rain for first time

In this video, the little kid is AMAZED at rain, something she has apparently never experienced before. Why has she

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Tech and Science
September 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Hundreds of Mysterious Radio Signals From Space – Aliens?

                               

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