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Sports
May 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Everyone Makes The Team

I remember when I didn’t make the elite Park Electric bantam hockey team in Edmonton, Canada. I was disappointed/sad/angry, but

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Sports
May 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

She’s Perfect…Except

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Holidays
May 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Cinco De Mayo in the United States

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Work and Careers
May 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Reasons The Open Office Must Die

Of all the nutty ideas to come down the pike in modern office life, the open office should have been

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Sports
May 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Cavs Winning it All 2018?

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Holidays
May 6, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Too Many Tequilas on Sunset Boulevard

Cinco de Mayo has become Saint Patrick’s Day in the US, especially when it falls on a weekend night like

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Personal Development
May 5, 2018 Joe Ditzel

The First Two Seconds Will Make or Break You

Do you have a big speech or presentation coming up? Your first two seconds on stage count. Nalini Ambady and

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Personal Development
May 3, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Goal-Setting Skills

Finally finished deciding on my New Year’s resolutions for 2018. Start in on them on Monday most likely.  

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Tech and Science
May 3, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Tell Me Another One

“[APP] will never observe, collect or use any of user’s privacy data.” YEAH, RIGHT! Lol!

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Work and Careers
May 2, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Things Excellent Employees Won’t Put Up With

If you are a business leader, owner or manager, it is time to face facts. Good employees are hard to

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Gig Economy
April 30, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Amazing Cars Used for Uber and Lyft

Uber and Lyft drivers typically opt for smaller cars that offer a comfortable ride for passengers while still getting good

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Gig Economy
April 28, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Lyft and Uber Riders: We-Only-Have-Five-People

The group sees you and walks towards you from outside the bar. “Sorry, guys, I can only take four people,”

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Gig Economy
April 28, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Lyft and Uber Riders: Ms. I’m-Not-At-The-Pin

The “pin” is a marker in the rideshare app that shows where the rider wants to be picked up. Ms.

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Home and Garden
April 27, 2018 Joe Ditzel

$110 Million Home Sale in Malibu Sets LA Record — 3 Amazing Things The New Buyer Gets

A beachfront home in Malibu sold recently for $110,000,000 — a record for LA county. The previous record was held

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City Life
April 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

5 Ways to Build a Downtown Building Fast

People need offices, apartments, and condos. Your city is growing. You need more buildings. STAT! Here is how to build

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