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May 21, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Lil Tay is Blowing Up Instagram

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Social Media
May 21, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Calm Political Discussion on Facebook

  Calm political discourse on Facebook.  

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Sports
May 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Vegas Golden Knights Play Royal Family In Exhibition Match After Historic Wedding

The Vegas Golden Knights hockey team is having a stellar year. Beginning play in the NHL this season as a

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Cars and Traffic
May 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Tesla Lasers Neutralize Bad Drivers

Teslas have always used different laser systems to help guide the cars in self-driving mode. The innovative manufacturer has now

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Sports
May 16, 2018 Joe Ditzel

LeBron James Buys Staples Center With Plans To Convert It Into Primary Residence

LeBron James’ partner Maverick Carter announced today LeBron James has purchased Staples Center in Los Angeles with plans to convert

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Sports
May 16, 2018 Joe Ditzel

National Hockey League Stages Fan Fights Between Periods

In an effort to increase fan interest in hockey, the NHL recently introduced staged fan fights that take place between

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Cars and Traffic
May 16, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Los Angeles Details Plans to Build New Freeway System in Series of Tubes

Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti today announced Traffic Tube 2028, a multi-agency effort to build freeways in tubes directly between

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Sports
May 13, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Flying Cats Train For Olympics

I’m not sure, but I believe there is a new Olympics sport called cat flying. Well, maybe not but these

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Social Media
May 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Meanwhile, Over on Twitter

Meanwhile, over on Twitter, rational discussion continues.

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Work and Careers
May 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Things You Talk About Behind Your Boss’ Back

You are always talking about the boss behind her back. Since she is the source of your short-term economic future,

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Sports
May 11, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Dodger Thoughts

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Travel and Places
May 11, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Her Favorite Metal Band

Things you only hear on a date in Los Angeles: “Yeah, I used to go out with the lead singer

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Cars and Traffic
May 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Things Making Me Want To Choke Google Maps

Google Maps today announced an update they said would go “beyond directions,” offering new features to enhance the user experience.

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Politics and Government
May 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Press Secretary Problems

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Sports
May 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Johnny Manziel Remix

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