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Travel and Places
June 1, 2018 Joe Ditzel

That’s D-A-L-L-A-S

Karthik Nemmani outlasted all competitors, dramatically winning the Scripps National Spelling Bee yesterday. Competitor Naysa Modi bowed out when she

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Health
May 31, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to Increase Your Life By 10 Years or More

Researchers say there are key things you can to than can extend your life by 5, 7 even 10 years.

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Cars and Traffic
May 30, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Riding on the Edge of Disaster

This is a real road. And I thought LA streets were bad. But the passengers seem calm. My question is:

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Sports
May 30, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Reasons the Rockets Lost to The Warriors – NBA Western Conference Finals 2018

The Houston Rockets made a gargantuan effort to beat the Golden State Warriors in the 2018 Western Conference Finals, but

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Money and Finance
May 29, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Beverly Hills Builds Affordable Housing For Top 1-2 Percent

The nation’s wealth is increasingly moving to society’s top one percent, driving up real estate prices and rents as they

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Tech and Science
May 27, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Artificial Intelligence Can Now Spot Arguments Before They Happen

Machine learning, a form of artificial intelligence, is developing the ability to spot arguments online before they happen, and gives

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Sports
May 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

LeBron James Spotted Flying to Los Angeles Before Game 7 Against Boston

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Weather and Climate
May 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Los Angeles Switches to Two Seasons

Out-of-towners have long scoffed at Los Angeles’ endless summer, saying they prefer “the seasons” back in Omaha. They will be

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Holidays
May 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Reasons You Really, Really Need a Summer Vacation

With Memorial Day a couple of days away, thoughts turn once again to summer vacation. You don’t think you can

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Tech and Science
May 25, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Portland Family’s Amazon Echo Records Audio In Secret and Sends to Random Person

A Portland family’s Amazon Echo recorded their conversation without their knowledge and sent the audio to a random person in

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Sports
May 24, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Reasons Why the Tampa Bay Lightning Lost to the Washington Capitals in the 2018 Stanley Cup Playoffs

Tampa Bay suffered a disappointing defeat to the Washington Capitals last night when they lost 4-0, giving Washington a Game

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Travel and Places
May 24, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Meghan Markle Schooled In Royal Style

Megan Markle is getting a crash course in how to be a proper royal. She’s been assigned a royal “adviser”

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Sports
May 23, 2018 Joe Ditzel

I Know I Said The Celtics Would Beat the Cavs in Five

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Daily Life
May 22, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Daily Annoyance #437: Repeating What You Just Said

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Cars and Traffic
May 22, 2018 Joe Ditzel

When Your Dumb Neighbor Just Doesn’t Get It

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