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Travel and Places
June 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Powerwash on Seat 33B, stat!

A man smelled so bad on a recent flight, fellow passengers began to faint and vomit, maybe even at the

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Holidays
June 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Girlfriend Knows Catholic Dogma

Here is a mini-story about my dad for Father’s Day. My girlfriend at the time and I were visiting my

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Sports
June 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Well, I’ve Done It, Too, Um

Facebook friend: My daughter finished her first triathlon. Way to go, honey! My comment: Congrats! I know how hard triathlons

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TV
June 13, 2018 Joe Ditzel

End of Your Life As You Know It

I love it on America’s Got Talent when they have a really shy kid, and Mel B (Scary Spice) tries

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Sports
June 13, 2018 Joe Ditzel

NBA Awards Golden State Warriors with Championships for 2019-2024

The NBA announced today the Golden State Warriors as winners of NBA Championships for next year and the following seasons

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Politics and Government
June 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Ivanka Trump Tweets Non-Existent Chinese Proverb

Yesterday Ivanka Trump tweeted: “Those who say it can not be done, should not interrupt those doing it.” -Chinese Proverb

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Health
June 11, 2018 Joe Ditzel

The New Crossfit

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Sports
June 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

How the Golden State Warriors Won the 2018 NBA Championship

The Golden State Warriors swept the Cleveland Cavaliers to bring home the NBA Championship Friday night. They now have 6

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Sports
June 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Why The Washington Capitals Won the 2018 Stanley Cup

Congratulations to the Washington Capitals for winning the 2018 Stanley Cup. Here are three reasons they were able to pull

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Daily Dose of Ditzel Blog
June 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Congrats to the Washington Capitals

Congrats to the Washington Capitals for their exciting win in a close game last night against Vegas to capture the

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Health
June 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

The Hot and Cold of It

I was rinsing shampoo out of my hair. The little hair that I have. So little it should be simple.

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Work and Careers
June 7, 2018 Joe Ditzel

5 Best New Jobs in 2018

The working world is changing rapidly, opening up new businesses, careers and jobs. Here are the five of the best

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Music
June 6, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Turning 58

Turning 58 not feeling so great My head hurts and my back aches Try to touch my toes get stuck

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Life
June 5, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Birthday Going About as Well as Expected

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Sports
June 3, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Reasons Why the Washington Capitals Will Win The 2018 Stanley Cup

Sure, the Vegas Golden Knights are media darlings. Ohhhh, a first year team goes to the Stanley Cup finals! Why,

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