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Tech and Science
June 24, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Fake IDs Online from China

Overheard in downtown LA: “Yeah, I got my fake ID online from China. They ship it hidden inside a toaster,

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Cars and Traffic
June 24, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Asleep at the stop sign

Asleep at the stop sign.

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Business
June 23, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Broke the sales record

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Business
June 23, 2018 Joe Ditzel

TV Sales Seminar

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Tech and Science
June 23, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Kim Kardashian is Giving Up on Taking Selfies

Kim Kardashian is giving up on taking selfies.

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Cars and Traffic
June 23, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Tips for Getting the Best Service From Your Car Repair Shop

Frustrated trying to get straight answers and halfway decent service from the people fixing your car? I hear you. Try

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Music
June 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Lisa Marie Presley Runs Out of $100 Million Fortune

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Politics and Government
June 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Trump Puts Refugee Kids in Cages

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Uncategorized
June 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Give Me a Brake

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Tech and Science
June 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Rude Awakening

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Crime and Legal
June 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Man Wanted for Fifteen Years by Cops Found Hiding Inside Washing Machine

A guy wanted by police for more than 15 years was found hiding in the washing machine in his apartment. 

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Travel and Places
June 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Slow on the Quip

Last Friday, we were on our way to The Statehouse Restaurant on Lake Mendota in Madison. As the elevator doors

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Travel and Places
June 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Powerwash on Seat 33B, stat!

A man smelled so bad on a recent flight, fellow passengers began to faint and vomit, maybe even at the

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Holidays
June 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Girlfriend Knows Catholic Dogma

Here is a mini-story about my dad for Father’s Day. My girlfriend at the time and I were visiting my

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Sports
June 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Well, I’ve Done It, Too, Um

Facebook friend: My daughter finished her first triathlon. Way to go, honey! My comment: Congrats! I know how hard triathlons

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