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Home and Garden
April 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways To Clean Your House With Vinegar

Vinegar is cheap, plentiful and a great cleaner. Dilute it with water for a fantastic combo you’ll use all over

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Relationships and Dating
April 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

5 Fun First Date Ideas

Congratulations! You connected on Tinder, or Bumble, or StumbleBumble, or StumbleBumbleRumble. Whatever. You’ve smooth talked your way into a first

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Travel and Places
April 13, 2018 Joe Ditzel

California Introduces Low-Speed Lane After Marijuana Legalization

Weeks after legalizing recreational marijuana, California recently introduced low-speed lanes on all major highways. Construction crews widened freeways and major

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Music
April 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Cardi B Worked At An Amish Grocery Store

Wait, Cardi B worked at an Amish grocery? I feel a sitcom coming. “The Rapper and Scrapple” or “Mennonites and

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Aging
April 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

The Last 3 Places You Left Your Keys

You lost your keys. Again. OK, so look in the last three places you’ve been. Don’t remember? Don’t worry, here

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Retail and Shopping
April 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Ten Cents For a Bag

After fighting the long line and finally paying, I gathered up my stuff including several bottles of sunblock (SPF 1000)

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Video
April 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways To Succeed on YouTube

The future of the web is video. The written word has fallen off as visual storytelling takes over the world.

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Cars and Traffic
April 7, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to Clean Your Car Interior Fast

Why does the dang car get so dirty on the inside so fast? Here are some quick tips I’ve learned

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Money and Finance
April 4, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Top Tax Software Programs That Will Save You Big Bucks This Year

Yuck. Time to do taxes again. Check out these three top tax software programs that will save you time and

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Daily Dose of Ditzel Blog
April 4, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Oil change – DAILY DOSE OF DITZEL – 04-04-18

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Daily Dose of Ditzel Blog
April 3, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Bust Up LA’s horrible downtown freeways – DAILY DOSE OF DITZEL 04-03-18

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Health
April 3, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to Fix Lower Back Pain

Living in LA, I sit in my car for many hours. My neck, shoulders and back start hurting, especially the

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Sports
April 3, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Reasons Michigan Lost To Villanova in the 2018 NCAA Basketball Championship

Thank you for all the calls and letters congratulating me on my accurate prediction of a Villanova win at last

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Sports
April 3, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Reasons Villanova Will Win the 2018 NCAA Basketball Championship

Villanova will be victorious in tonight’s NCAA Championship game. Here are the reasons why. Saint Augustine Villanova University was founded

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Holidays
March 31, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Five Fun Things To Do For Easter

Sure, Christmas is fun. You get all kinds of gifts and maybe even get to go skiing with your dumb

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