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Travel and Places
August 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 completely bonkers theme parks that in Dallas that are no more

Some theme parks are extra fun. But these Dallas parks were off the chain. RIP. DinoDallas World Texan Towers Mystic

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Travel and Places
August 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Portland’s trippy new retail “experiences”

See, you can’t just open a retail story anymore. It has to be “an experience.” Portland takes this idea to

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Animals
August 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Chester and the Peanut Butter Town adventure

In the heart of Jelly City, Chester paced back and forth in front of his tiny doghouse. He had hit

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Gig Economy
August 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Uber stories: The ice cream man

I heard this story from Wayne, my Uber rider who was heading home from work. He had me laughing about

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Relationships and Dating
August 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Love is in the air. Film at 11.

Jason Walker watched from his couch as the love of his life, Lucy Marshall, appeared on the television screen. As

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Food and Restaurants
August 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Great, but do you have McDonald’s fries?

Fun fact: The Bacchanal Buffet at Ceaesar’s in Las Vegas is one of the biggest all-you-can-eat buffets in the world,

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Sports
August 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The day joy died in Dallas

“Attention, ladies and gentlemen!” The announcer’s voice boomed through the stadium. “Presenting the star player for the Dallas Dynamos, standing

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Politics and Government
August 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I’m so old I remember when elections were held and they announced the winner on TV and we went to bed.

That one politician thought wasn’t going to win got it in the end. OK, good night everybody.

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Sports
August 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 crazy sports you’ll only see in Dallas

Dallas has some wild sports you are not going to find anyplace else. Here are just a few. Lone Star

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Travel and Places
August 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 amazing sports facilities in Dallas that will make your jaw drop

Dallas Lasso Loop Stadium The Dallas Lasso Loop Stadium has tracks that are intertwined like a lasso. The central area

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Travel and Places
August 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Dallas-based Pokemon Go characters are all the rage

Pokemon Go is still wildly popular in Dallas. Part of the reason it sustains is the Dallas-cased characters such as:

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Travel and Places
August 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Other names Dallas settlers considered for the town

Why is Dallas named after some frat bro at the University of Texas? Well , it wasn’t always the case.

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Travel and Places
August 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

How early Dallas settlers drilled for Texas tea

How did the earliest Dallas settlers get oil to power the town when they didn’t know how to drill for

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Sports
August 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The legendary Texas quarterback who played for the Cowboys and the Texans in the same game

In a small town in Texas, legend spoke of a young man named Max “Switchback” Jenningstone. Max wasn’t just any

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Sports
August 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 wacky stars of Dallas sports history

Here are 10 of the oddest sports stars in the the long storied history of Dallas sports champions. “Barefoot” Benny

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