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Sports
August 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 Dallas sports teams that went defunct

The Dallas Diamondbacks of the Southwestern Snake Handlers League, 1932-1934. They would often be seen chasing balls and snakes, but

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Politics and Government
August 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

How to recognize a real banana republic

I often hear “it’s like we are living in a banana republic” when a politician is tried for crimes. But

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Sports
August 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Dallas fan reaction: “If the Cowboys are worth more than any other sports franchise, how come they haven’t won a Super Bowl since 1995?”

I asked Dallas Cowboy fans if the team is worth so much, why haven’t they won the Super Bowl since

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Religion and Faith
August 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Letter of Paul to Dallas Cowboy fans

Grace to you. I have heard of the trials and tribulations of your cherished team, the Dallas Cowboys. Throughout the

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TV
August 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 craziest competitors in “Survivor” history

There have been some wacky characters on “Survivor” over the decades. Here are 10 of the craziest competitors in “Survivor”

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TV
August 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

13 almost true fun facts about “Survivor”

First Aired in 2000: The show’s concept was reportedly inspired by a society of squirrels living on a remote island

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TV
August 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

“Survivor” showdown of the 2010 NBA Championship

Survivor: Hoops Showdown – Lakers vs. Celtics In 2010, the NBA saw one of its most historic rivalries reborn when

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TV
August 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Team Europe vs. Team USA: “Survivor” 2021 Ryder Cup

In this wacky Survivor scenario, we consider how it might go down of 2021 Ryder Cup rivals team Europe and

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Cars and Traffic
August 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Two mimes are fighting on the side of the road!

Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Two mimes are battling on the side of the road! (FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE –

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Food and Restaurants
August 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 ways to open those stubborn vegetable plastic bags at the grocery store

Wand of Bag Opening Hailing from the world of magical supermarkets, this wand emits a tiny puff of air when

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Movies
August 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Star Wars vs. Star Trek: “Survivor” movie battle

Survivor: Galactic Showdown – Star Wars vs. Star Trek The starry expanse above a distant island set the scene for

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TV
August 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Office vs Lost: “Survivor” TV show battle

Survivor: TV Showdown – The Office vs. Lost It was an unusual season of Survivor. This time, the island welcomed

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TV
August 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The TV shows that inspired the creation of “Survivor”

Ever wonder what inspired “Survivor?” How did they think of the format? Like all things, “Survivor” draws from many TV

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Travel and Places
August 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Cruise ship passengers terrorized by spooky “Watcher”

One of the passengers on this cruise detailed some rough weather and the fact they were being “watched.” I commented

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TV
August 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Seinfeld vs. Friends: “Survivor” sitcom showdown

Why doesn’t “Survivor” pit the casts of different shows against each other? I would love to see Seinfeld complaining about

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