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Travel and Places
August 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 ways to win an argument with a Roman centurion

If you’ve ever been in ancient Rome arguing with a Roman centurion, you know they can be tough to persuade.

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TV
August 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 powerhouse “Survivor” players

What if you could design your own powerhouse team of ultimate “Survivor” players? What qualities would they possess. Here are

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Gig Economy
August 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Uber stories: Late to the gate

As an Uber driver, I pick up many passengers from the airport. Everyone has a horror story about flying. This

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TV
August 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 incredible destinations being considered for the next “Survivor”

Reality TV is tough. You would think they’ve run out of locations to stage “Survivor.” That’s because they have. The

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Space and Exploration
August 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Random numbers for no reason #1

400 billion stars in our galaxy, the Milky Way. One hundred trillion stars in some “supergiant” galaxies. 200 billion galaxies

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Sports
August 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The guy in the office who spends all Monday telling everyone about his golf game

Brent, with the self-assured smile that seemed permanently etched on his face, pushed open the heavy doors and strode into

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Movies
August 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Barbie strikes back

Barbie just passed $1 billion in box office revenue, partly because most women in the world saw it 10 times

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Animals
August 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Nine weird fish from the deep ocean I never want to see

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Philosophy
August 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 ways to get Socrates to join your company softball team

Philosopher’s Stoneball Present him with a unique softball made from the “Philosopher’s Stone,” claiming it has the ability to grant

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Space and Exploration
August 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 ways to communicate with an alien you meet on the street

Emotion Resonance Chamber A device that, when activated, allows both the human and alien to feel and understand each other’s

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Uncategorized
August 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 ways to survive a parachute failure

1. Anti-Gravity Bracelet: Imagine a wrist-worn device that, upon activation, reverses the gravitational pull for the wearer. When your parachute

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Outdoor Sports
August 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Time to get back to the wonders of nature

I decided to go camping to get away from it all. Took out my phone, tablet, laptop, solar wifi, 1

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Gig Economy
August 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Crazy food delivery instructions: Customer lives in a cable car

Dartano had seen some strange delivery instructions in his three years of delivering food. This might be the weirdest. The

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Clothing and Style
August 5, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Five Worst Hair Salons in Nashville

Yes, I found the five worst hair salons in Nashville so you don’t have to. Here we go: The Time-Tress

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Gig Economy
August 2, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Uber Stories: The Guatemalan Miscommunication

Sylvio had hear a lot of crazy stories behind the wheel while driving Uber. But this retired pilot told him

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