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Gig Economy
August 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Crazy food delivery instructions: Customer lives in a cable car

Dartano had seen some strange delivery instructions in his three years of delivering food. This might be the weirdest. The

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Clothing and Style
August 5, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Five Worst Hair Salons in Nashville

Yes, I found the five worst hair salons in Nashville so you don’t have to. Here we go: The Time-Tress

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Gig Economy
August 2, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Uber Stories: The Guatemalan Miscommunication

Sylvio had hear a lot of crazy stories behind the wheel while driving Uber. But this retired pilot told him

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TV
August 2, 2023 Joe Ditzel

If “Survivor” was filled at your childhood home

The familiar glow of dawn shone through the curtains of the childhood bedroom, casting a gentle light on the race

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Short Stories
August 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Harmonic Homicide

This is yet another Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody starring straight-laced private investigator Dalton Drill and his wise-cracking

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Cars and Traffic
July 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 signs your rented car has been badly abused by previous customers

10 signs your rented car has been badly abused by previous customers: Crater-sized Potholes in the SeatsIf you find deep,

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Health
July 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 ways to comb your hair in a pinch

Sometimes you don’t have a hair comb around. No worries. Try these methods. Pegasus Feather Brush This fantastical hair tool

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Tech and Science
July 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Are you phubbing me right now?

According to recent reports in the media, Phubbing is getting out of hand. Phubbing? Phubbing is a portmanteau of “phone”

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Sports
July 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The pickleball wars

Karen had just moved into her snug one-story home in a neat suburban neighborhood when, distracted by the bright blue

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Animals
July 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

What’s the status of Chubs?

A lot of you guys have been asking about Chubs, my overweight parrot. Unfortunately he died today, but it’s a

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Movies
July 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Barbie and the 1980 Miracle on Ice

Bob and Janice joined Ted and Melissa at the theater. The girls were very excited to see the new Barbie

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Work and Careers
July 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Sculpting memories for intergalactic treaties

The trick with staying employed is to find an emerging industry and get in on the ground floor. Then ride

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Crime and Legal
July 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The bank robbing alpacas of Tokyo

Buddy and Tracie, two alpacas, stepped out of the petting zoo in Tokyo and onto the streets in the morning.

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Toys and Games
July 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Heading out for adventures

Just thinking about the girl who lived next door when were were kids. She like to tear the heads of

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Travel and Places
July 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

3 worst hair salons in Minneapolis

Northern Lights Locks & Braids Located in Minneapolis, this hair salon captures the enchanting beauty of the Northern Lights. The

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