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Travel and Places
July 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

3 worst hair salons in Kansas City

Wow. These Kansas City hair salons are too much. Jazzed-Up Locks & Styles Located in the heart of Kansas City’s

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Travel and Places
July 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

3 worst hair salons in Baltimore

Baltimore is chock full of great hair salons. But some just do way too much. Can you just cut my

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Personal Development
July 23, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The floor is lava

Some motivational speakers make you walk over hot coals barefoot to get you to increase confidence, trust your gut and

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Murder Mystery
July 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Many Ghosts of Al Capone

This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody starring straight-laced Dalton Drill and his wise-cracking sidekick Iggy Diaz.

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Relationships and Dating
July 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Fernanda broke up with me because she said my dancing looked like this

Fernanda broke up with me because she said my dancing looked like a disoriented dragon getting tangled in a maypole

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Food and Restaurants
July 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Twenty-five apples a day?

Lady on a video said the nutrients in our soil have been so depleted you have to eat 25 apples

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Murder Mystery
July 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Catwalk Conspiracy

This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody. One Dalton Drill’s fingers drummed rhythmically on his desk, a

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Murder Mystery
July 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Hidden Masterpiece

This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody. One The flickering neon sign above the door read “Drill

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Religion and Faith
July 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Ancient Celtic Druids sacrificed humans to foretell the future

Ancient Celtic Druids (a high-ranking priest) sacrificed humans “in order to discern the future as revealed by the dying victims’

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Family
July 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Something from nothing

Some say science is wrong about the Big Bang because “something cannot come from nothing.” But think about that time

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Home and Garden
July 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Speed Demon Mowing Service rushes to fame

Johnny B. Quicklike is a man with a mission and a plan. The Des Moines, Iowa native set up a

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Travel and Places
July 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The loudmouth and the neon pink hat

On a crowded city bus one summer in Los Angeles, I found myself crammed between a man with a booming

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Tech and Science
July 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Thomas Edison and the Lord of the Underground

I just watched a video that claimed Thomas Edison was a Satanist. I commented about my own experience. Back in

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Health
July 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Ohio bans plastic surgeon popular on TikTok

Ohio has banned Dr. Roxy, a plastic surgeon in Ohio who gained fame by livestreaming surgeries on popular social app

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Animals
July 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I discovered a hidden speakeasy in the doghouse out back

Just discovered a hidden speakeasy in the doghouse out back. No wonder he’s walking sideways.

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