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Music
July 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Plato said music was too dangerous for the common people — until he got up and danced.

In the heart of Athens, within the prestigious walls of the Academy, the revered philosopher Plato presided over a symposium.

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Gig Economy
July 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Shimmering mermaids and mischievous water sprites

Food delivery instructions from homeowners explaining how to reach their house can get complicated. One customer’s special instructions read: “Beyond

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Crime and Legal
July 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I’m on a call. Wait your turn.

In the dim twilight of a suburb west of Denver, a bizarre scene commenced that would disrupt the peaceful evening.

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Social Media
July 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

If you’re over the age of 5 and still drink milk with dinner, you need to reevaluate your life choices

The Twitterverse was rocked today by the revelation that one of its most notorious personalities, @FuryFrenzyStorm, was in fact a

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Murder Mystery
July 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Sugar Coated Sabotage

This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody. One The bell above the door chimed as Dalton Drill

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Travel and Places
July 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The half bull, half fish royals

I just watched a video where a young woman claimed the British royal family is directly related to a bloodline

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Home and Garden
July 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The day I went back in time in my garden

It had been a long day of gardening. I had finished turning the soil and planting the seeds I brought

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Money and Finance
July 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Reopening my OnlyFans once again

Due to inflation driving up the cost of everything, I am reopening my OnlyFans. Instead of my old photosets in

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Holidays
July 4, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The roller coaster hanging thief heist

Riders on a roller coaster in Illinois had an unusual Independence Day this year. The ride got stuck upside down.

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Cooking
July 2, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Spaghetti Carbonara al dente

Here’s a recipe my mom used to make occasionally: Spaghetti Carbonara. I remember when she first told me the name

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Holidays
July 2, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Horrible Hank and the fireworks that played Italian love songs

Dad lit the huge fireworks display sitting on our driveway. The fuse fizzled and nothing happened at first. After a

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Space and Exploration
July 2, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Footprints and buggy tracks

This is nutso: If the people of Earth vanished tomorrow, in a few hundred million years the only sign of

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Murder Mystery
July 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Last Check-In at Whispering Pines

This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody. One The rustic wooden sign for Whispering White Pines loomed

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Relationships and Dating
July 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Sandra broke up with me when we were playing Scrabble and I insisted Endomorphistan was a country for chubby people like me

Sandra broke up with me when we were playing Scrabble and I insisted Endomorphistan was a country for chubby people

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Politics and Government
July 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Disney World earthquake preparedness explained

Disney World moving out of Florida? #disneyworld #disney #desantis #trump

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