You can roll a donut the whole way down
This is the floor of the State Hermitage in Saint Petersburg. Look how flat that is. You could roll a
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
The heart-shaped island of love and death
“How much for the car?” asked the potential customer. They had just spoken on the phone and Ken repeated the
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When pickleball becomes a pickle
John Cantanknomo heard the popping sound before he rounded the corner of his street. The sound of wooden paddles slapping
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When grocery stores say they have the lowest prices in town
When grocery stores say they have the lowest prices in town, is that the Dunning-Kroger effect?
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Those are shorts, that’s a thong
When it comes to men’s shorts, there are many different lengths to choose from, each with its own unique style
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7 ways Texans are beating the heat
Texas is entering the fourth week of record-breaking heat. Even worse, thousands struggle to stay cool due to power outages
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How did a Spanish ship out to remap the Mediterranean get lost?
A Spanish ship tasked with updating nautical maps in the Mediterranean Sea near Ibiza got lost the other day. The
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When a criminal mastermind can’t cover the bets
This is Pomsky. Recently busted by NYPD, Pomsky is the mastermind behind a global sports betting syndicate raking in hundreds
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Answer my question, communist! Is it okay to put ketchup on hot dogs??!!
Congressional hearings are making politics super nasty these days. Often a congressperson is just trying to get social media clout
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Mark Zuckerberg is on a “campaign for cool”
Some people say Mark Zuckerberg is trying to keep up with Elon Musk in being looked at as an innovator
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Removing slow drivers with a well-time pit maneuver
It should be legal to do a TVI — Tactical Vehicle Intervention, aka pit maneuver — on people driving 10mph
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Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert battle over Joe Biden
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert had a heated discussion on the floor of the House yesterday. They argued about
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Ethan, your mother is calling!
Strong names for leading men at the movies : Jason Bourne! John Wicke! Jack Reacher! Ethan Hunt? Sounds like the
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This guy steals elections for a living
As our line at the grocery store was moving slower than the mechanics fixing your car, the chap behind me
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New York City “rat czar” ready to fight rats at any cost
New York City just appointed their first “rat czar” tasked with fighting the persistent rat problems plaguing Gotham. The city
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