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Politics and Government
June 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

“Donny and Georgie”: The Donald Trump and Boy George musical that could not be denied

Donald Trump and Boy George share the same birthday – June 14. When rumors started to fly the two were

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Work and Careers
June 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

How much have you stolen this year?

It is a question integrity testing researchers often ask: “Let’s say we know a certain amount of employees are stealing

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Politics and Government
June 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert battle for the Queen of MAGA crown

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert are in an epic battle of the ages to see which one is the

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Health
June 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Be careful getting naked after a sauna

A recent study shows regular saunas reduce heart attacks by more than fifty percent. I spoke on the phone with

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Sports
June 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Former pro baseball player banned from further sperm donations

Jerry Rescetivit, a former professional baseball player with the Yankees, Marlins and Guardians, has fathered hundreds of children. He was

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Sports
June 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Security tackles golfer on the 18th green after victory

Nick Taylor is the first Canadian to win the Canadian Open in 69 years. And he won the 2023 edition

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Politics and Government
June 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Kari Lake sues again

After eight failed court cases, Kari Lake looked around the room. “OK, folks, we need new ideas,” she said. I

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Relationships and Dating
June 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Jeremy rents a bike at the beach

Jeremy sucked in his gut as he walked into the bike shop. He was going to rent a bike in

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Politics and Government
June 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

What does “woke” mean?

I asked local citizens walking the Midway at the State Fair what “woke” means: “The capacity to telepathically converse with

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Work and Careers
June 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

David Dobbins races to work

David Dobbins works at a grocer in central Memphis, Tennessee. He is a loyal, dutiful employee of many years, starting

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Relationships and Dating
June 4, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I really like you!

The Art Of Kokuhaku in Japan is also sometimes called the “Third date love confession.” By the third date, you

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Sports
June 4, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That time I became a cyborg

I was watching a Facebook video where a woman said if you watch anime you have a much higher likelihood

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Gig Economy
May 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

OK, but what is a rutabaga?

This instruction I got for a food delivery order is off the charts. “When you arrive at our address, please

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Relationships and Dating
May 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

She knows what she wants

At one time I was in a relationship with a very kind, mellow, beautiful woman. She preferred staying home to

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Business
May 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I’m boycotting these companies

I’m boycotting these companies and/or brands: Pringles – all the chips are lined up in a stack. That’s not how

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