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Gig Economy
May 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

OK, but what is a rutabaga?

This instruction I got for a food delivery order is off the charts. “When you arrive at our address, please

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Relationships and Dating
May 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

She knows what she wants

At one time I was in a relationship with a very kind, mellow, beautiful woman. She preferred staying home to

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Business
May 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I’m boycotting these companies

I’m boycotting these companies and/or brands: Pringles – all the chips are lined up in a stack. That’s not how

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Uncategorized
May 23, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Into the sea

“And Zeus and the elders swept the Lakers into the sea.”

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Trains
May 23, 2023 Joe Ditzel

How does a trainload carrying several tons of explosive chemicals disappear into thin air?

News reports came out today that a trainload of 50 tons of explosive chemicals disappeared somewhere between Wyoming and California.

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Travel and Places
May 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Firefight at Castillo de San Marcos

After years of hearing tales of the Castillo de San Marcos, the fort in St. Augustine, Florida, Pete was finally

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Animals
May 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

“Get back!” I yelled at the killer whale. He just laughed.

Not to alarm you but Orcas, aka Killer Whales, are attacking and sinking boats of the Iberian coast. And scientists

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Cars and Traffic
May 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Oh yeah? Well, I’m never coming back! How about that!

No sooner had I replaced the shocks and struts on the front of my 2002 Honda Accord I noticed a

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Cars and Traffic
May 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

This car sounds like gorillas are making love on an old bed spring

My shocks and struts were squeaking something awful. My 2002 Honda Accord was holding up but car repairs were coming

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Animals
May 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Feathered frenzy: Running from the avian horde

In the center of the parking lot, the goose plopped down. “Hey goose, what’s with you sitting down in the

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Travel and Places
May 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

It turned out my wife was doing some recreation of her own

I watched a video where a guy said you have to walk on the molding on the roof of your

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Animals
May 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Hawk attacks drone who insulted his mother

How much can you take? This hawk had enough from a lippy drone who flew to close to the family

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Food and Restaurants
May 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

When the spices were way hotter than you thought but you are trying to play it cool

When the spices were way hotter than you thought but you are trying to play it cool.

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Relationships and Dating
May 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Hazel dumped me at our renaissance faire battle reenactment when I told her I couldn’t lift my sword

Hazel dumped me at our renaissance faire battle reenactment when I told her I couldn’t lift my sword. Dating is

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Sports
May 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Olympic Champion Sarah Hughes is running for Congress

Sarah Hughes, Olympic figure-skating champion who won gold in 2002 in Salt Lake City, is running for Congress. George Santos

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