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May 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Do you know how to pronounce “Solzhenitsyn?”

Do you know how to pronounce “Solzhenitsyn?” Well, the Jeopardy-verse is po’d because all three contestants said “Who is Solzhenitsyn?”

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Society and Culture
May 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Is it something I said?

Early Christians thought Jesus would return in their lifetime but so far no sign. There is at least one UFO

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Music
May 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Playing ping pong at MTV studios with Martha Quinn

(05/11) Happy birthday to Martha Quinn. Here we are getting in a few games of ping pong during a break

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Music
May 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Bono and me backstage at a U2 concert at the old Cleveland Stadium in 1989.

(5/10) Happy birthday, Bono. This is Bono and me backstage at a U2 concert at the old Cleveland Stadium in

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Sports
May 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Me beating myself up after missing a 3-foot putt

Me beating myself up after missing a 3-foot putt. Golf is hard.

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Family
May 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

You better be home by the time the street lights come on

Our parents used to say, “You better be home when the street lights come on.” Our freedom was controlled by

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Travel and Places
May 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

New roller coaster breaks down with train stuck on the highest peak

Cedar Point Amusement Park, located on Lake Erie in Ohio, was introducing its new roller coaster to media and superfans

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Relationships and Dating
May 5, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Charlotte ghosted me when I told her my interior decorating style was “Cleveland Bowling Alley”

Charlotte ghosted me when I told her my interior decorating style was “Cleveland Bowling Alley” 1999. Dating is difficult.

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Religion and Faith
May 4, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That year Jesus played for the Chicago Black Hawks

I watched a video where a guy said he had visited Jesus’ house in Egypt. He said in the lost

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AI
May 4, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Xalax, leader of the Zerith people

Wait just a cotton picking minute! Nine feet tall? This dude should be taken by the Los Angeles Lakers today!

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Movies
May 2, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Dungeons and Dragons movie is demonic

I saw a video where some fellow said the new Dungeons and Dragons movie was “demonic.” He said he used

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Aging
May 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Pour a 40 ounce of vitamins on the ground

That day when online shopping and you finally pass by Centrum Multivitamins for Men and slide over to Centrum Silver

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Sports
May 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Are the Browns finding their religion?

Tip of the hat to the Browns for picking up a couple of OSU Buckeyes. – Dawand Jones, OT. Zero

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Movies
May 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

In ten seconds I will take out your entire gang

Denzel Washington is back as The Equalizer. Sure, it’s corny when he starts a timer before he eliminates 18 Russian

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Relationships and Dating
April 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Simone broke up with me when I told her the only swimming I can do is the dog paddle

Simone broke up with me when I told her the only swimming I can do is the dog paddle. A

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