We don’t care about your dang golf gods
Fling golf is a marriage of lacrosse and golf. The founders went on Shark Tank to scare up some investment
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Just remember where you came from
Just remember us little people when you become a star on American Idol. This AI turns your spoken voice sample
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When your parents ground you for missing curfew
I wasn’t the best rule-follower in high school. I missed curfew on the regular. My parents did their best.
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Alabama dumped me when I admitted I used to be the lead singer in a German thrash metal country music band
Alabama dumped me when I admitted I used to be the lead singer in a German thrash metal country music
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When you snuck out to McDonald’s for lunch in high school
In high school, we weren’t supposed to go to McDonald’s for lunch. The trick was to make it back in
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What do you mean I’m in YOUR yard?
Moose says, “What do you mean I’m in YOUR yard? YOU are in MY yard.”
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Dad, they are going EVERYWHERE!
A few weeks ago I was at the golf driving range. You can buy a small bucket (50 balls), large
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That day I took on the Frapp beast
I watched a video where a guy orders a Frappuccino from a coffee shop and then immediately throws it in
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That wasn’t the question
“Are you a horticulturalist?” “No, ma’am, I’m a Republican.”
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Gianna dumped me when I told her I won the International Bow Tie Tying Championship 5 years in a row
Gianna dumped me when I told her I won the International Bow Tie Tying Championship 5 years in a row.
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Disney World plans to move to an island off the coast of Florida
Disney plans to move Disney World to a man-made island in international waters off the coast Florida near Fort Lauderdale.
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But I can’t get a gas truck on the 405?
A startup has sparked investments of more then $30 million which will help them reach their goal of refueling satellites
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When you are out jogging and a dog chases you for blocks
When you are out jogging and a dog possessed by the devil chases you for blocks.
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Every other attendee at the NRA Convention
Every other gun owner at the NRA Convention. Simmer down, now.
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My anxiety closing in when I ask out a woman way out of my league
My anxiety closing in when I ask out a woman on a date who is way out of my league.
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