There only ace on a par 4 in PGA history
There has only been one ace on a par-4 in PGA history. At the Waste Management Open at TPC Scottsdale
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
A poem about golf by ee cummings lite
I asked Bing AI to write a poem about golf in the style off ee cummings. It didn’t turn out
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Florida to take over ride inspections at all theme parks
The State of Florida is going to take over all ride inspections at theme parks in the state. Fortunately Cape
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How to hit your golf drive 750 yards
More great news! Every golfer has hit the cart path and the ball bounces 50 yards more. Today I am
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Yoga is a portal to demonic possession
I watched an Instagram video where a priest claims yoga is a portal to demonic possession. I commented, “This is
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Congrats to the future of golf, Jon Rahm Rodriquez, for winning the 2023 Masters
Congrats to Jon Rahm Rodriguez for winning the 2023 Masters golf tournament. He was the world’s number one amateur for
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Sure, doc, but can you look at the hole in my head?
I saw a video where some random guy said a doctor told him he that he was required to report
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Hang in there, I think they are close
Me on the golf course hoping I will make some good shots soon. #golf #disaster #wheelsfelloff #hacker #duffer #mastersgolf
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Teenage cropduster pilot accidentally sprays State Fair midway crowd
A fellow posted a Reel video showing several “chemtrails” in a perfectly blue sky around him and asked what the
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Roombas gone wild proves flat earth theory
Just look at a freshly poured concrete slab for a house. Perfectly flat. It the earth was round, the slab
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Disney introduces new “DeSantis Fee” added to all Disney goods and services sold in Florida
First, Disney stood with their employees who didn’t agree with Ron DeSantis, governor of Florida. So DeSantis revoked Disney’s long-standing
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Her brain activity trying to figure out what I’m thinking
Her brain activity trying to figure out what I’m thinking about. What I’m thinking about: 2023 Masters Week at Augusta
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What, you don’t like bowling to classic rock?
Setsuko dumped me when I took her to Rock and Bowl night at a bowling alley in the basement of
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Just got back from skiing with Gwyneth
What a trip! Just got back from skiing with Gwyneth Paltrow. SO MUCH FUN! Even the 4 days in the
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The roar of the crowd
At my first comedy open mic at a laundromat. #comedy #standupcomedy #standup #comedian #openmic #rookie #showbusiness
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