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Relationships and Dating
April 3, 2023 Joe Ditzel

You only think about yourself

I was dating a lady who told me once, “You only think about yourself.” I said, “Not true. I also

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Arts
April 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Turn it up, let’s go!

In 1590, Caravaggio put down the brush, called up a bunch of friends, and said, “Hey, let’s take a break

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Sports
April 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

My new sitcom debuts this fall

Great news! NBC gave my pitch the green light! My new sitcom, “Bogey Joe” debuts this fall. I play an

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Religion and Faith
April 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Hey honey, what was the name of the god of pizza?

In the early days of Christianity, if you wanted to convert a pagan you had to convince them to give

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Uncategorized
March 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Here’s how to win the US Open for everyday Joes

So you want to play in the US Open Championship. First you have to get in to the tournament! You

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Sports
March 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Appalling and confusing

Looking forward to another appalling, confusing and disappointing Cleveland Browns season this fall 2023.

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Communication
March 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

This is why the words you use matter

The speaker at the convention was explaining the Hate and Love jars. He explained that our words matter and to

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Celebrities
March 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Be real, Hailey and Selena are besties

Come on, folks. Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez are NOT causing drama. I mean, remember a few weeks ago when

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Relationships and Dating
March 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

And I get three daily chauffeured trips for pup cups

Just watched a video on IG where a young man broke up with his girlfriend mid-flight and she started screaming

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Travel and Places
March 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

He punched me as I closed in

I was watching this video about the Queen’s Guard in London. If you don’t know, they tell you ahead of

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Sports
March 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Oh, and it wouldn’t hurt to start a new dynasty

In her book, “The 5 Most Common Regrets of the Dying,” Bronnie Ware lists them as: I Wish I’d Lived

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Sports
March 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

How I think I look on the golf course

How I think I look on the golf course and how they actually see me.

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Food and Restaurants
March 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Lousy cook beats back hooligan horde with baked potato grenades

I followed directions in this video on how to cook baked potatoes exactly and cooked them for 45 minutes. 45

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Crime and Legal
March 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I think Scarlett is in on it

I think Scarlett is in on the crime. (Family Funnies #153).

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School and Education
March 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Senate Bill 235 in Montana would eliminate teaching established science like evolution and gravity

Montana Senate Bill #235 seeks to eliminate teaching loooonggg-established science like cell theory, evolution and ahem, gravity. Student: “So what

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