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Food and Restaurants
March 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

How to make it sizzle and smoke

Busted. A Chili‘s worker posted a video revealing the secret how they get the restaurant dishes to sizzle and smoke

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Sports
March 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Ballad of Chicago Joe

I watched this video of a guy leaping off a cliff to make a spectacular showing on the Moab Rope

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Relationships and Dating
March 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Amelia dumped me when she found out I used to sing “Rhinestone Cowboy” every night in the New York subway

Amelia dumped me when she found out I used to sing “Rhinestone Cowboy” every night in the New York subway.

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Show Business
March 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Bring those red-striped shirts out here first, son

My first job in show business was the striped-shirt wrangler for the Beach Boys.

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Weather and Climate
March 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, Sparky

A new startup says they can accurately predict weather up to 10 months ahead. Slow down, champ. How about starting

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Weather and Climate
March 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I’m sorry to admit I have been greenwashing

I’m sorry to admit that, like some big corporations, I have been greenwashing. In my case, I clean my pasty

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Show Business
March 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Make sure you get extras in case there is an encore

My first low level job trying to break into show business was I was the watermelon wrangler for Gallagher. He’d

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Family
March 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Princess Kate has me flummoxed – why didn’t she curtsy?

The press is reporting there was a very good reason Princess Kate refrained from a curtsy to King Charles at

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Animals
March 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The box jellyfish has one of the deadliest stings in the world

If you brush against a tentacle of a Box Jellyfish while swimming in the ocean, you may get a shot

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Retail and Shopping
March 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

So that is how we are playing it?

I was checking out at the store and the screen asked me if I wanted my receipt printed or emailed.

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Health
March 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

At the grocery store in the early days of Covid

I remember in the early days of Covid when I went to the grocery store — I had never seen

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Parties and Get Togethers
March 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That time I got my head stuck in a beer bucket

The bear in this video somehow gets his head stuck in a bucket. This happened to me once. I was

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Sports
March 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

It’s alive I tell you!

Ohio State‘s mens basketball team has emerged from a deep slumber to win two huge victories in the 2023 March

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Tech and Science
March 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Why my strawberries rolled on the floor

I get that you are skeptical the earth is flat. It’s OK. But just look at my pancakes here. Wouldn’t

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Health
March 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Hey, bro, are you feeling lightheaded?

I banged my elbow on the side of the Sheetz gas station brick wall as I went in to get

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