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March 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

It’s alive I tell you!

Ohio State‘s mens basketball team has emerged from a deep slumber to win two huge victories in the 2023 March

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Tech and Science
March 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Why my strawberries rolled on the floor

I get that you are skeptical the earth is flat. It’s OK. But just look at my pancakes here. Wouldn’t

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Health
March 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Hey, bro, are you feeling lightheaded?

I banged my elbow on the side of the Sheetz gas station brick wall as I went in to get

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Animals
March 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I said drive a while, not pull a bank job

I saw this video of a young motorcyclist putting her German Shepherd on the back of her bike for a

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Media
March 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Thank you, uh, um, having, uh, me, you know, on, um, your program, you know

Guest on NPR answering a question yesterday: “Well, yes, uh, the research, uh, shows, uh, a variety of, um, we

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Tech and Science
March 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Don’t worry Flat Earth Santa, I got you

I found this flat earth video fascinating because I didn’t understand it at all. But I agree the earth is

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Sports
March 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The day I died at a combat juggling match

I was walking back to my seat with a beer at this when a combat juggler accidentally hooked my arm

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Tech and Science
March 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Scientists have revived an ancient “zombie virus”

Scientists have revived an ancient “zombie virus” that appeared when permafrost thawed due to climate change. So if I don’t

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Religion and Faith
March 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

God vs. Sea Monster

Did you know God battles a humongous sea monster in the Bible? In fact, there is even a preview in

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Sports
March 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Say hello to the newest NFL team – the Open Sea Cruise!

Today the NFL announced the newest team to join the league: The Open Sea Cruise. The team plays on a

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Sports
March 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

How long-drive champ Martin Borgmeier helped me get my first hole in one

I created golf speed from the get go like he said and my body wrapped around itself 17 times. The

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Vacation
March 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

7 signs you are on a bad cruise

Everybody loves a great cruise. Sun, fun, new friends and endless food. But watch our for these signs things may

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Sports
March 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Drag storytime program to debut on NBC this summer

A new TV show featuring drag racing drivers telling stories debuts this summer on NBC. “The drivers will have microphones

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Food and Restaurants
March 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Is your favorite fast food restaurant drive-thru too slow?

Fastest drive-thru lines:KFC – 303 secondsTaco Bell – 318 secondsHardee’s – 323 secondsDunkin’ – 328 secondsCarl’s Jr. – 347 secondsArby’s

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World
March 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I just want peace and a piece of pie

I’ve never heard of the Peace Index, a ranking of the most peaceful countries. I’ve heard of the Piece of

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