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Tech and Science
March 5, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Was this legal back in the day?

When he was 12, Steve Jobs looked up Bill Hewlett of Hewlett-Packard in the Mountain View phonebook (it’s like your

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Relationships and Dating
March 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Meara dumped me after I bought her a sleeve of 3 golf balls for our 1-year anniversary

Meara dumped me after I bought her a sleeve of 3 golf balls for our 1-year anniversary.

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Sports
February 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Hockey players fight because they can

This is a 16th century painting by Caravanaggia called “Hockey Players Fight Because They Can.” It shows his delicate balance

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Fashion and Style
February 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Fade to pale

People are complaining their “made-to-fade” tattoos are not in fact fading after several months as advertised. My made-to-fade tattoo of

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Arts
February 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Stoic farmer plowing the field wonders what is on TV tonight

This 16th century painting by Raphael entitled “Stoic farmer plowing the field wonders what is on TV tonight” is the

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Politics and Government
February 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Florida bill give DeSantis appointees wide power over state schools

A recent Florida bill shifts the power at state schools from professional educators to his hand-picked appointees, giving the governor

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Relationships and Dating
February 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

So you are telling me you love golf and can cook a perfect bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin?

“So you are telling me you love golf and can cook a perfect bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin? Will you marry me?”

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Sports
February 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

This golf club will reset you brain waves and turn you into a joy machine

I know, I know. The ugliness of the world has you down. Where is the beauty? The joy? I got

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Life
February 23, 2023 Joe Ditzel

OK, how about some Red Label then?

A sailor survived at sea on nothing but Heinz ketchup. Now Heinz is buying him a new boat. This reminds

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Politics and Government
February 23, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Illinois voters will take a busted, rusty soda machine over Trump in 2024

Presumed presidential candidate Illinois governor (D) JB Pritzker sent a warning shot against the DeSantis camp saying in part Illinois

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Relationships and Dating
February 23, 2023 Joe Ditzel

She dumped me in Chicago

This is Alexandria. She dumped me in Chicago when she found out I used to play my tuba on street

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Tech and Science
February 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Anglo-Saxon English tells us the earth is flat

Somebody said Shakespeare is “Old English.” Yet Old English is actually much older, from around 1000 years ago, and is

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Tech and Science
February 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Saskatchewan proves the earth is flat

Some of you folks just don’t get it. So look at this photo. This is Saskatchewan in Canada. It is

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Crime and Legal
February 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Car rental company arrests customers for “stealing” cars

A car rental company has been in the news lately for having cops arrest people who rented cars from them.

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Travel and Places
February 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Just remember. Canada has its eye on you.

Just remember. Canada has its eye on you.

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