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Home and Garden
February 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Woman loading a washing machine

This 16th century painting by Titian, “Woman loading a washing machine,” hangs in the London Museum of Great Art on

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Business
February 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I’m changing my name

The painter Titian’s real name is Tiziano Vecellio. I’m thinking of creating a similar branded name. Which do you prefer

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Weather and Climate
February 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Meteorologist is the first woman to send official storm warning at elite weather center

For the first time in 70 years, a woman sent out the official thunderstorm warning from the elite Storm Prediction

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Tech and Science
February 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Play “Hot Stuff” next, DJ!

More evidence the earth is flat. I was just at the roller rink in my 1970s shorts and puka shells.

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Arts
February 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Man riding the El to downtown Chicago forgets to get off at his stop

The color and movement in this Caravaggio painting entitled. “Man riding the El to downtown Chicago forgets to get off

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Tech and Science
February 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

UFOs appear over Cincinnati

Some UFOs reportedly appeared over Cincinnati. Clearly they are aliens here to exact revenge because our broadcasts of “The Love

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History
February 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

He doesn’t seem too happy about this

This painting is “The Circumcision” by Garafalo in the 16th century. The kid doesn’t look too happy about this.

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Tech and Science
February 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Icy proof the world is flat

If the world was round, hockey rink ice would be curved. But it is flat like the earth. If it

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Animals
February 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Man saves a wolf just to have a good story to tell at the singles bar

OK, so the guy in this video saves a wolf. That’s a good thing. I told my cousin Coffey from

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Sports
February 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

“The 300” at the driving range

“Our arrows will block all the sunlight over your driving range.” “The we will fight in the shade, at least

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Politics and Government
February 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Biden sends Mickey Mouse spy balloons over China

In response to a number of Chinese spy balloons found drifting over the continental US, President Biden announced today 750

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Relationships and Dating
February 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 women who dumped me on Valentine’s day

Romantic relationships are hard. I’ve had my share of break ups. It’s really hard when you get the boot on

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Celebrities
February 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Jordan, do you want a cheeseburger?

Asking Jordan Peterson if he wants a cheeseburger: “Jordan, do want a cheeseburger? “Well, first let me ask you what

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AI
February 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Bing’s new AI is very impressive

Microsoft rolled out their Bing AI. It’s very impressive. Even simple things like “summarize this Wikipedia” or “how many blueberries

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Sports
February 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The top three languages in the world

The top three languages in the world. 1. English – 1.5 billon people 2. Mandarin – 1.1 billion people 3.

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