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Celebrities
February 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Jordan, do you want a cheeseburger?

Asking Jordan Peterson if he wants a cheeseburger: “Jordan, do want a cheeseburger? “Well, first let me ask you what

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AI
February 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Bing’s new AI is very impressive

Microsoft rolled out their Bing AI. It’s very impressive. Even simple things like “summarize this Wikipedia” or “how many blueberries

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Sports
February 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The top three languages in the world

The top three languages in the world. 1. English – 1.5 billon people 2. Mandarin – 1.1 billion people 3.

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Politics and Government
February 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Russia floats vodka bottle-shaped spy balloon over US

A vodka bottle-shaped spy balloon was seen drifting over the United States mainland this week. It first appeared over Los

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Politics and Government
February 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

You call that a balloon?

After lambasting President Biden for his “lackluster” response to a Chinese spy balloon making its way leisurely across the country,

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Sports
February 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

NFL denies request from China

BREAKING: NFL rejects China’s application to fly a blimp over the 2023 Super Bowl.

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Work and Careers
February 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The veins on his forehead popped out like a topographic map

Back in the day in LA I worked on a secure floor of an office building where you needed a

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Marriage and Weddings
February 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Women meet to discuss how to make husbands miserable

From what I see of my friend’s marriages, I thought it just came naturally. But maybe not, because this women’s

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Motorcycles
February 5, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when you realize your friend has no idea where you are going

That feeling when you realize your friend has no idea where you are going.

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Retail and Shopping
February 5, 2023 Joe Ditzel

But it’s better than office work you can’t deny

I wrote this country song after talking with a charming old fellow at the gas station/ convenience store/ roller rink

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Food and Restaurants
February 4, 2023 Joe Ditzel

When your waiter works at Cirque de Soleil

When your waiter works at Cirque de Soleil.

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Politics and Government
February 4, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Grab your musket, Johann, it’s on!

American is abuzz about a supposed Chinese spy balloon appearing over the west. Spy balloons? Really? What is this, the

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Animals
February 4, 2023 Joe Ditzel

When you wear a life preserver 24/7

“Sorry, buddy, I know it is a hassle wearing a life preserver 24/7, but now you have a built-in pillow!”

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Sports
February 2, 2023 Joe Ditzel

It’s okay, children, we can always call Johnny Football

Cleveland Browns fans wonder if they will EVER get to a Super Bowl. “It’s okay, children. We can always call

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Birthday
February 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Watermelon sugar hello: Famous birthdays for 02-01

02-01. Happy birthday to Harry Styles, Ronda Rousey, Garrett Morris, Bill Mumy, Pauly Shore, Big Boi – rapper, Heather Morris,

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