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January 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Age bearin’ down: Famous birthdays for 01-30

01-30. Happy birthday to Olivia Colman, Christian Bale, Gene Hackman, Vanessa Redgrave, Phil Collins, Christian Bale, Wilmer Valderrama, Lena Hall,

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Birthday
January 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

It’s a modern family: Famous birthdays for 01-28.

01/28. Happy birthday to Ariel Winter, Elijah Wood, Alan Alda, Greg Popovich, Frank Darabont – Director, Sarah McLachlan, Joey Fatone,

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Birthday
January 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Birthday confidential: Famous birthdays for 01-27

01/27. Happy birthday to James Cromwell, Alan Cumming, Patton Oswald, Rosamund Pike, Mimi Rogers, Keith Olbermann, Mikhail Baryshnikov. Also:Wolfgang Amadeus

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Politics and Government
January 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Streaking through the halls wearing nothing but a motorcyle helmet

Now that Mr. Pence made keeping classified documents in your house an official trend, I’d like to reveal the classified

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Relationships and Dating
January 23, 2023 Joe Ditzel

She dumped when she found out I did this with melons

Kelly dumped me when she found out I was a roadie for the comedian Gallagher when I was coming up

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Sports
January 23, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Here’s how to win a free trip to New Zealand

New Zealand is one of the most beautiful spots in the world. And now you can travel there (and back)

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Relationships and Dating
January 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

She dumped me when she found out what I did with toilet paper

Carina is a successful fashion model you’ve seen on many magazine covers. She dumped me with a text that said,

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Birthday
January 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Don’t stop believing in birthdays: Famous birthdays for 01-22

01-22. Happy birthday to Steve Perry, Diane Lane, John Wesley Shipp, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Guy Fieri, Olivia d’Abo, Willa Ford,

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Birthday
January 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

There’s no crying during birthdays: Famous birthdays for 01-21.

01-21. Happy birthday to Geena Davis, Luke Grimes, Charlotte Ross – Days of our Lives, Emma Bunton – Baby Spice,

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Birthday
January 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Always the Padawan: Famous birthdays for 01-20

Happy birthday to Raiin Wilson, Quest Love, David Lynch, Paul Stanley, Bill Maher, Lorenzo Lamas, Melissa Rivers, Skeet Ulrich, Evan

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Health
January 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when the hot water runs out in the middle of the shower

That feeling when the hot water runs out in the middle of the shower.

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Food and Restaurants
January 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Elon Musk announces new 3D food “printer”

Elon Musk announced today his latest innovation, the 3D Food Transporter. This 3D printer can “print” any kind of food

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Birthday
January 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Nine to five: Famous birthdays for 01-19

Happy birthday to Dolly Parton, Katey Segal, Shawn Wayans, Drea de Matteo, Jodie Sweetin, Shawn Johnson East – Gold Medalist,

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Tech and Science
January 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Hey, Astro, get out there and shovel the sidewalk

Finally got my Astro home robot from Amazon today. I asked Astro to shovel the snow outside and it said,

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Birthday
January 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Dancing with wolves in sheep’s clothing: Famous birthdays for 01-18

01-18. Happy birthday to Kevin Costner, Dave Bautista, Mark Rylance, Jason Segel, Ashleigh Murray, Dave Attell.Also: Cary Grant, actor Danny

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