He punched me as I closed in
I was watching this video about the Queen’s Guard in London. If you don’t know, they tell you ahead of
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Oh, and it wouldn’t hurt to start a new dynasty
In her book, “The 5 Most Common Regrets of the Dying,” Bronnie Ware lists them as: I Wish I’d Lived
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How I think I look on the golf course
How I think I look on the golf course and how they actually see me.
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Lousy cook beats back hooligan horde with baked potato grenades
I followed directions in this video on how to cook baked potatoes exactly and cooked them for 45 minutes. 45
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I think Scarlett is in on it
I think Scarlett is in on the crime. (Family Funnies #153).
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Senate Bill 235 in Montana would eliminate teaching established science like evolution and gravity
Montana Senate Bill #235 seeks to eliminate teaching loooonggg-established science like cell theory, evolution and ahem, gravity. Student: “So what
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How to make it sizzle and smoke
Busted. A Chili‘s worker posted a video revealing the secret how they get the restaurant dishes to sizzle and smoke
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The Ballad of Chicago Joe
I watched this video of a guy leaping off a cliff to make a spectacular showing on the Moab Rope
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Amelia dumped me when she found out I used to sing “Rhinestone Cowboy” every night in the New York subway
Amelia dumped me when she found out I used to sing “Rhinestone Cowboy” every night in the New York subway.
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Bring those red-striped shirts out here first, son
My first job in show business was the striped-shirt wrangler for the Beach Boys.
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Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, Sparky
A new startup says they can accurately predict weather up to 10 months ahead. Slow down, champ. How about starting
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I’m sorry to admit I have been greenwashing
I’m sorry to admit that, like some big corporations, I have been greenwashing. In my case, I clean my pasty
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Make sure you get extras in case there is an encore
My first low level job trying to break into show business was I was the watermelon wrangler for Gallagher. He’d
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Princess Kate has me flummoxed – why didn’t she curtsy?
The press is reporting there was a very good reason Princess Kate refrained from a curtsy to King Charles at
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The box jellyfish has one of the deadliest stings in the world
If you brush against a tentacle of a Box Jellyfish while swimming in the ocean, you may get a shot
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